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wehateporn 09-01-2017 01:55 AM

Please, God, Stop Chelsea Clinton from Whatever She Is Doing
 
The last thing the left needs is the third iteration of a failed political dynasty.


Amid investigations into Russian election interference, perhaps we ought to consider whether the Kremlin, to hurt Democrats, helped put Chelsea Clinton on the cover of Variety. Or maybe superstition explains it. Like tribesmen laying out a sacrifice to placate King Kong, news outlets continue to make offerings to the Clinton gods. In The New York Times alone, Chelsea has starred in multiple features over the past few months: for her tweeting (it?s become ?feisty?), for her upcoming book (to be titled She Persisted), and her reading habits (she says she has an ?embarrassingly large? collection of books on her Kindle). With Chelsea?s 2015 book, It?s Your World, now out in paperback, the puff pieces in other outlets?Elle, People, etc.?are too numerous to count.

One wishes to calm these publications: You can stop this now. Haven?t you heard that the great Kong is no more? Nevertheless, they?ve persisted. At great cost: increased Chelsea exposure is tied closely to political despair and, in especially intense cases, the bulk purchasing of MAGA hats. So let?s review: How did Chelsea become such a threat?

Perhaps the best way to start is by revisiting some of Chelsea?s major post-2008 forays into the public eye. Starting in 2012, she began to allow glossy magazines to profile her, and she picked up speed in the years that followed. The results were all friendly in aim, and yet the picture that kept emerging from the growing pile of Chelsea quotations was that of a person accustomed to courtiers nodding their heads raptly. Here are Chelsea?s thoughts on returning to red meat in her diet: ?I?m a big believer in listening to my body?s cravings.? On her time in the ?fiercely meritocratic? workplace of Wall Street: ?I was curious if I could care about [money] on some fundamental level, and I couldn?t.? On her precocity: ?They told me that my father had learned to read when he was three. So, of course, I thought I had to too. The first thing I learned to read was the newspaper.? Take that, Click, Clack, Moo.

Chelsea, people were quietly starting to observe, had a tendency to talk a lot, and at length, not least about Chelsea. But you couldn?t interrupt, not even if you?re on TV at NBC, where she was earning $600,000 a year at the time. ?When you are with Chelsea, you really need to allow her to finish,? Jay Kernis, one of Clinton?s segment producers at NBC, told Vogue. ?She?s not used to being interrupted that way.?

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pimpmaster9000 09-01-2017 02:04 AM

shit that would be so amusing...

JFK 09-01-2017 10:57 AM

Chelsea for President :thumbsup

bns666 09-01-2017 11:02 AM

:1orglaugh

Bladewire 09-01-2017 11:06 AM


CaptainHowdy 09-01-2017 11:16 AM

She is just horsing around ...

Rochard 09-01-2017 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 21981147)
The last thing the left needs is the third iteration of a failed political dynasty.

How is it a "failed political dynasty"?

Seems to me like they have Bill who was governor and then President, and then Hillary who was a Congresswoman and Secretary of State. Seems pretty successful to me.

GFED 09-01-2017 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21981755)
She is just horsing around ...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Bladewire 09-01-2017 12:04 PM

The Clinton's post election #winning

crockett 09-01-2017 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 21981789)
How is it a "failed political dynasty"?

Seems to me like they have Bill who was governor and then President, and then Hillary who was a Congresswoman and Secretary of State. Seems pretty successful to me.

You are talking to a Canadian right wing nut who spends half his day complaing abut American democrats and the other half on conspiracy nutter websites..

Lewis11 09-01-2017 04:26 PM

That's the truth

Matt 26z 09-01-2017 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 21981789)
How is it a "failed political dynasty"?

Seems to me like they have Bill who was governor and then President, and then Hillary who was a Congresswoman and Secretary of State. Seems pretty successful to me.

Hillary wasn't congresswoman or secretary of state. That was "Bill Clinton's wife."

They wanted to be like the Bush family, but didn't have the actual people to do it. So they groomed the left into accepting Hillary by artificially installing her in these positions along the way.

Bladewire 09-01-2017 10:25 PM





2MuchMark 09-01-2017 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21981755)
She is just horsing around ...

UGH.... dick.

personally, I think she's kinda cute.

https://pmcvariety.files.wordpress.c...en-ny-2017.jpg

adultchatpay 09-01-2017 10:44 PM

Not again...

Paul Markham 09-01-2017 11:19 PM

Are Americans dumb enough to vote for her?

Bladewire 09-01-2017 11:33 PM


She's a born leader




Relic 09-01-2017 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21981755)
She is just horsing around ...

http://i.imgur.com/dYc2PxE.jpg

Bladewire 09-02-2017 12:02 AM


She's was hip with TED talks before they were cool




Bladewire 09-02-2017 07:15 PM


She's a great speaker




Joshua G 09-02-2017 08:41 PM

yes yes please!

Run chelsea, run!

all the democrats need is another serving of spoiled entitled clintons. That will put 'em back on top!

hahahahaha....dumb libs. look at you morons actually supporting this.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Rochard 09-02-2017 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21983328)

She's a great speaker




She needs to tan.....

mikeet 09-02-2017 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21982513)

She's was hip???


??......


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