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angelsofporn 04-22-2003 10:47 PM

never get married
 
just dont do it....all the sex and great times you're having now will be long gone...imagine no sex life and nothing but working your as off 18 hours a day while your bitch spends all your cash and bitching about it

dav555add 04-22-2003 10:48 PM

Too Late :(

[Labret] 04-22-2003 10:48 PM

wisdom.

angelsofporn 04-22-2003 10:49 PM

once they got ya then they have no motivation to do things to keep you..so they wil put forth 0 effort on making you happy...they will just pursue the dreams they've always had of buying shit all day

TheFLY 04-22-2003 10:55 PM

You need a humble wife. :2 cents:

quiet 04-22-2003 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angelsofporn
just dont do it....all the sex and great times you're having now will be long gone...imagine no sex life and nothing but working your as off 18 hours a day while your bitch spends all your cash and bitching about it
uh, that's pretty much my life now. except for the part about 'your bitch spends all your cash and bitching about it'.

Yo Adrian 04-22-2003 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angelsofporn
just dont do it....all the sex and great times you're having now will be long gone...imagine no sex life and nothing but working your as off 18 hours a day while your bitch spends all your cash and bitching about it
Wow, can't say I've ever experienced that and I've been married for almost 9 years

Gary 04-22-2003 11:05 PM

Well, let me put it this way. I can understand why scott peterson killed his wife.

Joe Sixpack 04-22-2003 11:07 PM

Marriage is for pussy whipped idiots.

nemesis 04-22-2003 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angelsofporn
just dont do it....all the sex and great times you're having now will be long gone...imagine no sex life and nothing but working your as off 18 hours a day while your bitch spends all your cash and bitching about it
or marry the right girl...

LadyMischief 04-22-2003 11:11 PM

depends on who you marry.

SleazyDream 04-22-2003 11:11 PM

at least you can get a spousal RRSP in the wife's name...............

KRL 04-22-2003 11:15 PM

Been down the "til death do us part" yeh right aisle 2 times, and I ain't never goin down that sucka patch again.

Joe Sixpack 04-22-2003 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nemesis


or marry the right girl...

:1orglaugh

Joe Sixpack 04-22-2003 11:16 PM

Only women and "The Man" are interested in marriage.

stocktrader23 04-22-2003 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angelsofporn
just dont do it....all the sex and great times you're having now will be long gone...imagine no sex life and nothing but working your as off 18 hours a day while your bitch spends all your cash and bitching about it
It's called Handle Yo Bizness. If you don't want to fork over the money for something then don't. End of story.

Gimmy 04-22-2003 11:28 PM

not always. You guys are just unlucky. There are millions of people happily married until they die. Just need to search for the right one I guess

TheFLY 04-22-2003 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Been down the "til death do us part" yeh right aisle 2 times, and I ain't never goin down that sucka patch again.
:1orglaugh

Troooo

TheFLY 04-22-2003 11:38 PM

naughty or nice?

somebody explain it...

how long can i stuff little cheeks full of cock?

Joe Sixpack 04-22-2003 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gimmy
not always. You guys are just unlucky. There are millions of people happily married until they die. Just need to search for the right one I guess
Sorry, never met one of those couples. :1orglaugh

You sure you're not thinking of some fairytale?

jake2000xp 04-22-2003 11:39 PM

let me just add... married life sucks,,in case that point hasn't been made

CDSmith 04-22-2003 11:40 PM

Nobody forced you to marry Peg Bundy.



Did they?

TomLeykis 04-22-2003 11:42 PM

Hmm. :glugglug

angelsofporn 04-22-2003 11:47 PM

hit the nail on the head with the "humble" post...
but extremely attractive girls in southern california are never going to fit that descrip... the money thats around every corner here does wierd things to the minds of super hot girls.
When girls have multi millionaire rock stars/movie stars/CEO's hitting on them since the age of 18 it separates them as far as atitude from girls in most parts of the world and they are not willing to settle for sub par life style
so either deal with it of get a sub par chick..or move to alabama where hot girls are still cool

american pervert 04-22-2003 11:49 PM

if you do get married.. hope you like your mother in law, you'll be married to her in 30 years

marriage is the leading cause of divorce

Sarah_Jayne 04-23-2003 01:10 AM

because men are so perfect after marriage ..like the lady said..marry the right person and talk to each other every now and then.

tornell 04-23-2003 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
wisdom.
yes, :thumbsup

Gutterboy 04-23-2003 01:40 AM

Never have, never will, never even seriously considered it.

quiet 04-23-2003 01:42 AM

i just don't see the point for such stong feels one way or the other (in general). sure, specifically it could have been hell for you. certainly doesn't mean it's that way for everyone.

having said that, i've never been married or engaged, and i doubt i ever will.

:glugglug

theking 04-23-2003 01:44 AM

Having been married several times (never again) I agree with the topic title.

KRL 04-23-2003 01:50 AM

The best thing that came from my 2nd marriage was my son and for that alone I will always worship my ex. That is the hardest part of all though, because we talk every fucking day and see each other several times a week, and its hard to get her out of my mind and heart so I can go on to my next adventure in hell, oops hopefully the 3rd will be Heaven. :1orglaugh

Marriage isn't all that bad, its just got some things that are very hard to deal with emotionally when it starts to crumble and you have kids, because you're forced to keep a connection even after its all over. So its like a recurring nightmare.

I still wake up in cold sweats at night sometimes dazed thinking am I married to her still or divorced, which is the right bad dream.

:1orglaugh

TheFLY 04-23-2003 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by angelsofporn
hit the nail on the head with the "humble" post...
but extremely attractive girls in southern california are never going to fit that descrip... the money thats around every corner here does wierd things to the minds of super hot girls.

yeah why do you think i left LA :Graucho

TheFLY 04-23-2003 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
The best thing that came from my 2nd marriage was my son and for that alone I will always worship my ex. That is the hardest part of all though, because we talk every fucking day and see each other several times a week, and its hard to get her out of my mind and heart so I can go on to my next adventure in hell, oops hopefully the 3rd will be Heaven. :1orglaugh

Marriage isn't all that bad, its just got some things that are very hard to deal with emotionally when it starts to crumble and you have kids, because you're forced to keep a connection even after its all over. So its like a recurring nightmare.

I still wake up in cold sweats at night sometimes dazed thinking am I married to her still or divorced, which is the right bad dream.

:1orglaugh

that is fuckin scary man... sounds like she fucked u over.

KRL 04-23-2003 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


that is fuckin scary man... sounds like she fucked u over.

Ah, let's put it this way, I could write an entire thread on the subject and that wouldn't even cover half of it.

She's a great girl, and killer looks, but just had a lot of fidelity issues going on because she was getting hit on everywhere she went (she was a Playboy model and I should have known better) and she had tremendous mood swings, she couldn't deal with the whole mother lifestyle and responsibilities after we had our son, and spent money like it was Niagra Falls.

thatdykeliz 04-23-2003 02:32 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
Marriage is for pussy whipped idiots.
Apparently you assholes who are complaining never met the right kind of pussy.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 04-23-2003 04:50 AM

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Originally posted by thatdykeliz


Apparently you assholes who are complaining never met the right kind of pussy.

right on
its 50/50 in my marriage..i make as much if not more and i do my fair share of the household duties and i still manage to get my mans cock hard.....dudes, dont marry for the wrong reasons , if you do there is no one to blame but yourselves.

Rochard 04-23-2003 06:39 AM

I've been with my wife for nine years, married for nearly four of those years. My wife has never said no to me, no matter what it is. We have a two and a half year old daughter that is very healthy, and a perfect angel.

And...... the sex is great. She just had her way with me for the past hour first thing this morning.

Find the right person and it's great.

foe 04-23-2003 06:44 AM

will follow :thumbsup

Rex 04-23-2003 06:46 AM

Sounds like you need to get your wife's shit together, mine is perfect

foe 04-23-2003 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
Well, let me put it this way. I can understand why scott peterson killed his wife.
'
Gary you never fail to bring a smile to my face despite being hung over as fuck this morning

beavis 04-23-2003 06:50 AM

I don't marry them, maybe just live with them for a while & when that get's old we brake up & I find a new one..... they last a year a year and half tops..then on to the next..

Got a hot little Colombian right now for about a year, we'll see how long it last???????????????


No Rings!!! Fuck that!!!

AWW - Kevin 04-23-2003 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by thatdykeliz

Apparently you assholes who are complaining never met the right kind of pussy.

or maybe they're just not good enough to get/find the right one
:thumbsup

grumpy 04-23-2003 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by angelsofporn
just dont do it....all the sex and great times you're having now will be long gone...imagine no sex life and nothing but working your as off 18 hours a day while your bitch spends all your cash and bitching about it
You definitly picked the wrong woman. Feel sorry for you.:winkwink:

gothweb 04-23-2003 08:18 AM

I would never trust someone who can't do something basic like make a marriage work. Sure, everyone ends up with the wrong person sometimes, but if you are so screwed up that you don't even see how it is possible to have a good marriage, I have serious doubts about your integrity.

EscortBiz 04-23-2003 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
I've been with my wife for nine years, married for nearly four of those years. My wife has never said no to me, no matter what it is. We have a two and a half year old daughter that is very healthy, and a perfect angel.

And...... the sex is great. She just had her way with me for the past hour first thing this morning.

Find the right person and it's great.

nice to hear but its very hard to find the right one

cherrylula 04-23-2003 08:32 AM

Six years of living in sin over here. :Graucho

gornyhuy 04-23-2003 08:43 AM

Really the best plan is to be a fat nerd who thinks he's a player who slowly grows into a dirty old man and eventually dies alone.

howard 04-23-2003 09:02 AM

Been married and divorced twice..

To everyone who says how fucked up marraige is and how screwed they are just a little lesson for you all.

It's not them its you. See, us guys all put on that act in the beggining. Acting all nice, acting all lovey-dovey, holding are farts in, not watching as much sports and acting all the ways we wouldn't act if we were still alone.

The answer--be yourself. Don't accept any bullshit from day 1. Always lay it on the line and be your usual prick self from the get go. This way there is no surprises.

If she is spending all your money thats because your stupid enough to accept it. If in the beginning you put on a act like your a bigshot and buy her all types of shit--then its your fault because she is used to it.

Just being honest..

And I said all the same shit "angelsofporn" is saying. And my last x was a JAP-BITCH. When we divorced she had 137 pairs of shoes ( I counted them). But know what--it was my fault for allowing it...


Howard

Raven 04-23-2003 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
The best thing that came from my 2nd marriage was my son and for that alone I will always worship my ex. That is the hardest part of all though, because we talk every fucking day and see each other several times a week, and its hard to get her out of my mind and heart so I can go on to my next adventure in hell, oops hopefully the 3rd will be Heaven. :1orglaugh

Marriage isn't all that bad, its just got some things that are very hard to deal with emotionally when it starts to crumble and you have kids, because you're forced to keep a connection even after its all over. So its like a recurring nightmare.

I still wake up in cold sweats at night sometimes dazed thinking am I married to her still or divorced, which is the right bad dream.

:1orglaugh

Been where you are...and, it sucks..

I said I'd never marry again after two shitty marriages....but, I was wrong. Third time was the charm.....eight years worth of Heaven, so far!

dantheman 04-23-2003 09:04 AM

I'm looking for my 3rd exwife now :glugglug


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