Can You Trust Your Penis?
 

Mine is always getting me into trouble...

And damn if its 2257 info is nowhere near in order.

I need to make a note to update its records and custodial info.

no, quite often the situation gets out of hand.



fuck, that's my masturbation, nevermind.

it does always try to poke it's head in places it doesn't belong tho :(

I am posting a list soon.

Apparently many webmasters are listing PO Boxes and fake names for the custodian of their dick's records.

My dick likes to travel. What am I supposed to put for records if it's never in the same place for long?

Yes, my boy in the land down under is a gentleman at all times.

hey buddy--think John Fucking Ashcxxxft gives a shit?

you keep that proof of ID on file at your cock's place of business, and have someone there during reasonable business hours should he want to come down and inspect it...

each record, that is.

the best thing about my penis is that when I take it off it sits there nicely in the drawer.

Its Mrs Palmer I cannot trust. She is allways molesting me.