Mullet Song
 

Buisness in the front, party in the back,
Who is it?
Super Mullet!
Hes hip, hes cool,
He hangs out at the pool,
Super Mullet!
Hes rad hes awesome,
His kentucky waterfall stands out like a blossom,
Super Mullet!
He went to his friends in his hot red camaro
He thought to himself, "Dang Damnit Where the hell's Daryl?
He snapped open a beer and slammed it down
Well there went his awful little frown,
Super Mullet!

freak

:eek7

LOL

You got a problem with my Mullet songs?
Everyone needs a hobby

no.... actually thought it was rather cool...

but you're still a freak... lol

mullet man, mullet man
party all day

mullet man, mullet man
your hair's super gay

business up front
party backstage

you looked dumb in the 80's
now please act your age

cut that shit off
before someone else does

cut that shit off
you must be on drugs

people down south
rock mullets all day

they also fuck dogs
they never got spayed

mullets are dumb
and so is this song

fuck you all, goodnight
i need a hit from my bong

mullet lady (I think)...

http://www.drafthouse.com/images/mullet.jpg

That's a nice one but.....
http://www.mulletjunky.com/webimages/dyke.jpg

Im digging the two tone.

makin like a famous country singer
or the guy i saw last night on jerry springer
clean me up but let me keep my edge
in the day i like to keep it dignified
but at night you know i got another side
and i don't give a damn
cause i am what i am
even if it's really really bad

i've got ape drape yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to riverside and get one too
and then you'll have an ape drape like i do

go ahead and buzz around the ears
i've been growing that one right back there for years
i've had it since the first time i saw queensryche
the front may conform to society
but the back says i have personality
even if its really really
even if its really really bad

i've got ape drape yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to riverside and get one too
and then you'll have an ape drape like I do

make it short in front and long in back (x10)

i've got ape drape yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to riverside and get one too
and then you'll have an ape drape like i do

if the top is short enough that it stands up
i could be thrown out of the back of a club
but don't you lay a finger on my pony tail
now fix my kid so he looks just like me
some magic crazy pants are all we need
some may call it child abuse
i just call it bonding with your dad

i've got ape drape yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to riverside and get one too
and then you'll have an ape drape like i do
i got a normal neckwarmer yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to norco and get one too
you'll have a normal neckwarmer like i do
i've got hockey hair yes i do
they're giving then to anyone that means you
you can drive to canada and get one too
and then you'll have hockey hair like i do
i've got acky breaky hair yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to nashville and get one too
you'll have acky breaky hair like i do
i've got a mullet yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to hoboken and get one too
and then you'll have a mullet like i do
i've got forbidden hair yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to europe and get one too
and then you'll have forbidden hair like i do
i've got a shong yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to florida and get one too
and then you'll have a shong like i do.
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I've got an ape drape - The Vandals

wow... that's a great one!

Eric, I love your videos btw :)

that smacks of effort

Thanks Nina! Your I love your stuff too :winkwink:

Nina when are you gonna come out with a mullet photoset.?

You and boyfriend would look great in a camaro. :)

Mullet-4-Life!!!

<img src="http://www.exxxotica.net/stuff/bprone.jpg">

Fear the mullet.

oh no... I just added it to the list! :1orglaugh
we both had camaros in high school... I called mine Gina.