I searched Google for "how to suck dick"
 

I searched Google today for "how to suck dick" (without quotes)
and this was the first in the list:


<TABLE width=100% border=0 cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 bgcolor=white><TR><TD>&nbsp;</TD><TD>&nbsp;</TD><TD>&nbsp;</TD></TR><TR><TD>&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD><TD><p style="background-color: white;color:black"><a href=http://bushandcheneysuck.com/ style="color:#00c;font-size: 18">Bush and Cheney <b>Suck</b>.com - George W. Bush and <b>Dick</b>Cheney</a><br><font size=-1><b>...</b>I doubt you can pronounce it! One guy gets called Dubya the other <b>Dick</b>- is this<br>a classy pair or what? <b>...</b>Yes. It is true Bush and Cheney really do <b>SUCK</b>! <b>...</b><br><span style="color:#6f6f6f"><font size=-1>Description:</font></span>Parody Bush and Cheney page with quotes and humor. Lots of anti-Bush links.<br><span style="color:#6f6f6f">Category: </span><a style="color:#6f6f6f" href=http://directory.google.com/Top/Regional/North_America/United_States/Government/Elections/Presidential/2000/Humor/?il=1>Regional&nbsp;&gt;&nbsp;North&nbsp;America&n bsp;&gt;&nbsp;...&nbsp;&gt;&nbsp;Presidential&nbsp ;&gt;&nbsp;2000&nbsp;&gt;&nbsp;Humor</a><br><font color=#008000>bushandcheneysuck.com/ - 45k - </font><a style="color:#6f6f6f" href=http://216.239.37.100/search?q=cache:O0oUZoBhgTkC:bushandcheneysuck.com/+how+to+suck+dick&hl=en&ie=UTF-8>Cached</a></p></TD><TD>&nbsp;</TD></TR><TR><TD>&nbsp;</TD><TD>&nbsp;</TD><TD>&nbsp;</TD></TR></TABLE>


:):):)

and why were you searching for "how to suck dick" in the first place ?

He wants to show his mom how to please his dad.

... you can always suck mine !!

My girlfriend asked me
She wants to give better blowjobs to me

Thats the same thing you said last week, when you bought the dildo "its for my girlfriend" - bullshit :Graucho

i think the search term, "sucking on straws" might better suit your situation.

http://frank.harvard.edu/~jason/summ...ason_straw.jpg

:evil-laug

My girlfriend really doesn't need a dildo because I have a huge cock and can use it the right way.

Never sucked cock myself.
Anybody here did so?

btw, I got a friend who says he can suck his own dick!

Send her to your best Gay friend... with the dildo! =x

You are getting more and more GAY !
You seem pretty interrested in the whole "man-sucking-dick" thing

So what if he is?

Make his girlfriend a whole LOT happier! ahem

LOL!!!

even my boogers are spicy!