Why cant i ever go to the post office without catching some beef?
 

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Seems for some reason my local po has beef with me and my book business. My brother has been dumping the loads off daily till about a month ago when he caught beef with a prick there. So i told him i will be doing th daily loads there from now on.

So today i dump my load off ( a daily load being 150 /packages) and go check the business po box and see i got two parcels that were toobig that i gotta go to the counter. No prob we get shit back all the time for bad addresses and so on. So i get this stupid hindu fuck helping me. She goes in the back and brings two packages. She tells me i owe her money. I go for what? She said for return postage. I said where does it say that? This is the first time in months anyone has asked me to pay. I am starting to loose patience here. I tell her get me your manager. So the head c u n t comes and is gving me a attitude. I tell her i spend 2k aweek in postage and why do you give me and business a hard time??


She didint know what to say and said i had to pay still. I told her to keep the package as I stormed off calling her a c u n t.

So i get home call the us postal inspetors who direct me to the right dept. I filed a complaint and long story short someone is gonna get fucked for this.

Moral of the story??

Never fuck with a guido especially when his business and money are involved.

Just don't slip on his leaking hair gel, it's a danm trap:1orglaugh

I bet UPS would appreciate your $2k a week.

I thought Ill read a good steroid story

i hate the post office too.

nothing but the smartest people can be found there.

UPS is fucking worse, up here at least. I swear I'm naming my next two kids Fed and Ex. If it wasn't for them I would have lost my mind years ago.

wops need love too!

So I am supposed to get acall from the head fucker at the po in a day or two. That should be an interesting conversation.

The more volume of mail a po sends out the more they are allocated towards there local budget. I told the head c u n t that " you know "old bethage" (po next town over ) would kill to have me send them my loads. They are smaller and it would be better for them. Fucking douche now I am pissed she ruined my high now I can masturbate till i get it out my head,

i got a kick ass account rep with the post office,

i am very happy with them, they even let me drop off packages after it closes

How did you get tha? I need one of those. I am getting sick of dealing with these fucks.

juicylinks: if youre doing 150 package drops, you could easily have them picked up.

the post office will do that for you here, it costs a couple bucks, but if its USPS packages they will come pick them up.

maybe not where you are, not sure, but here they do.

they send a special truck out and all.

the regular mailguy doesnt take them, another truck comes.

You might also try and cut a deal with a smaller shipper. They might appreciate that level of steady shipping and be generous in their pricing

We tried that once. its 15 bucks /day , they come from the central processign facility. These fuckers are the worst. You have no clue what time they show up if they do at all. The po is 2 min away and we split it up into 2-3 trips. Been there and done that horrible experience