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Sid70 07-04-2017 06:46 AM

See? Don't spread up, bitch.
 
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2MuchMark 07-04-2017 06:48 AM

THat's so ridiculous. We have to manspread. And when someone needs a seat, we stop. This was never an issue and don't understand why this has suddenly become a thing.

Sid70 07-04-2017 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 21869548)
THat's so ridiculous. We have to manspread. And when someone needs a seat, we stop. This was never an issue and don't understand why this has suddenly become a thing.

See? And they say Ukraine is divided by languages, FFS, it's never been. But, someone is making profit out of it.

mineistaken 07-04-2017 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 21869548)
THat's so ridiculous. We have to manspread. And when someone needs a seat, we stop. This was never an issue and don't understand why this has suddenly become a thing.

:2 cents::thumbsup

I will blindly guess - feminists, sjws etc just invented the issue.

celandina 07-04-2017 09:47 AM

She is exempt...

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SpicyM 07-04-2017 12:45 PM

hahah correct.. the village imbeciles that spread their legs like they are giving birth are horribly annoying :2 cents:

SpicyM 07-04-2017 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 21869548)
We have to manspread.


Why? Do your balls hurt or you like the look of an arrogant childish idiot?

2MuchMark 07-04-2017 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 21870223)
Why? Do your balls hurt or you like the look of an arrogant childish idiot?

Neither. It's just somehow a natural way to sit.

A Man's shoulders are about 28% wider than our hips on average, vs a woman's shoulders which are only about 3% wider than your hips. And also, if you're a tall 6'3" drink of water like I am, "manspreading" takes up less room in front of me, so less people hit my knees when getting on or off the subway.

It's nothing to do with guys being idiots. It's just science. Now get back in the kitchen and fix me a sammich!

SpicyM 07-04-2017 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 21870235)
Neither. It's just somehow a natural way to sit.

No it's not. Spreading your legs like a birth giving imbecile just makes you look stupid and arrogant. Like if driving a fucking EV would not be enough :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mineistaken 07-04-2017 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 21870250)
No it's not. Spreading your legs like a birth giving imbecile just makes you look stupid and arrogant. Like if driving a fucking EV would not be enough :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I think you have 2 different spreads in mind. Prince means and talks about natural spread, you are talking about comical cartoonish spread that is displayed on that sign (and the type that some "village gangsters" actually does to look tough to their low IQ friends).

2 different spreads there.

SpicyM 07-04-2017 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 21870265)
I think you have 2 different spreads in mind. Prince means and talks about natural spread, you are talking about comical cartoonish spread that is displayed on that sign (and the type that some "village gangsters" actually does to look tough to their low IQ friends).

2 different spreads there.

Thanks for the explanation. I still believe the purpose of the sign is quite obvious and legit.

Ferus 07-04-2017 01:23 PM

If Metaman and I would ever ride a train, that is how we would sit. The only manly way.

mineistaken 07-04-2017 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 21870307)
If Metaman and I would ever ride a train, that is how we would sit. The only manly way.

dass chauvinissss and sexiss, non PC, no social jusctice!

rayadp05 07-04-2017 05:59 PM

WTF? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

RyuLion 07-04-2017 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by rayadp05 (Post 21870574)
WTF? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:2 cents::2 cents:

OneHungLo 07-04-2017 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 21869548)
THat's so ridiculous. We have to manspread. And when someone needs a seat, we stop. This was never an issue and don't understand why this has suddenly become a thing.

Your lib card is about to get pulled.

2MuchMark 07-04-2017 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 21870250)
No it's not. Spreading your legs like a birth giving imbecile just makes you look stupid and arrogant. Like if driving a fucking EV would not be enough :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LOL! Someone's got cooties in their crotch today. Lighten up, you'll feel better.

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 21870265)
I think you have 2 different spreads in mind. Prince means and talks about natural spread, you are talking about comical cartoonish spread that is displayed on that sign (and the type that some "village gangsters" actually does to look tough to their low IQ friends).

2 different spreads there.

'zactly.


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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 21870295)
Thanks for the explanation. I still believe the purpose of the sign is quite obvious and legit.

Enjoy it. Embrace it. Wear it on a T-shirt then. You be you.

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 21870643)
Your lib card is about to get pulled.

Shh! Don't tell Crocket. ;)

davidCRM 07-05-2017 12:10 AM

MANspreading? how sexist :1orglaugh

nico-t 07-05-2017 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 21869548)
THat's so ridiculous. We have to manspread. And when someone needs a seat, we stop. This was never an issue and don't understand why this has suddenly become a thing.

The agenda you've been brainwashed by made this a thing.

nico-t 07-05-2017 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 21870295)
Thanks for the explanation. I still believe the purpose of the sign is quite obvious and legit.

No it's not. It's politics and petty rules on shit that has been working perfectly fine for ages. Everything needs to be in a rule book or addressed like we are little children. That's what this 'manspreading' bullshit sign stands for and it's sickening. This is a tiny part of the toxic freedom crushing agenda that is being rolled out on us in the western world by this PC fascist narrative. Everything is offensive, so ban it all and make rules for it and whine about it!

These fucking social justice warriors are the brainwashed zombie army of the elite, they are actually helping in making everything a police state.

SpicyM 07-05-2017 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 21870868)
No it's not. It's politics and petty rules on shit that has been working perfectly fine for ages. Everything needs to be in a rule book or addressed like we are little children. That's what this 'manspreading' bullshit sign stands for and it's sickening. This is a tiny part of the toxic freedom crushing agenda that is being rolled out on us in the western world by this PC fascist narrative. Everything is offensive, so ban it all and make rules for it and whine about it!

These fucking social justice warriors are the brainwashed zombie army of the elite, they are actually helping in making everything a police state.


I am quite antifeminist so I would never approve something dictated by libby cucks. But seeing arrogant assholes spreading over 4 seats when I try to use the public transport once in a year trully pisses me off. It's stupid and annoying.

I fully approve this. If they behave like stupid spoiled kids you gotta teach them! :2 cents:

SpicyM 07-05-2017 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 21870646)
LOL! Someone's got cooties in their crotch today. Lighten up, you'll feel better.


hello Princess :1orglaugh

Jel 07-05-2017 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 21871171)
I am quite antifeminist so I would never approve something dictated by libby cucks. But seeing arrogant assholes spreading over 4 seats when I try to use the public transport once in a year trully pisses me off. It's stupid and annoying.

I fully approve this. If they behave like stupid spoiled kids you gotta teach them! :2 cents:

being an asshole and taking up seats is quite separate to this 'issue' of 'manspreading', where you sit in a quite natural position so as to not squash your nuts. Dumbest shit ever, and to make a fucking sign about it is acting like cunts in the extreme. Now we get a whole new set of idiots who don't own a set of balls thinking they know our comfortable sitting position, and a bunch of wankers so afraid of upsetting *anyone*, that they say 'oh ok' and sit unnaturally.

********** had it right... it's never been an issue for non-assholes, yet now it's an issue that non-assholes have to deal with, because a subset of cunts can't tell the difference.

Huge +1 to nico-t's post as well.

2MuchMark 07-05-2017 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 21870856)
The agenda you've been brainwashed by made this a thing.

Who's agenda is that?

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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 21870868)
No it's not. It's politics and petty rules on shit that has been working perfectly fine for ages.

Agreed! (Wow!)


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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 21871171)
I am quite antifeminist

Why? Being a feminist is a good thing. I'm a feminist.

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 21871171)
so I would never approve something dictated by libby cucks.

Why is it libby? And why is it a cuck? And why would you approve or not approve of something just because it is libby and or cuck? Why not take the item as a stand-alone thing and decide if you approve of it or not? Why do you feel the need to lump things together in this way?



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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 21871171)
But seeing arrogant assholes spreading over 4 seats

Why exaggerate? A 6'3" person like myself can spread their legs to cover 2 seats at most (I'm trying now and it hurts ow ow ow!). Stick to the facts please.

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 21871171)
when I try to use the public transport once in a year trully pisses me off.

Once a year? Ah I get it... you're trolling. You got me.


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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 21871171)
It's stupid and annoying.

If a guy is laying down or spreading his bag around with his feet on chairs then yes its stupid and annoying. But then again if he has all that room there are probably plenty of other places for your once-a-year ass to sit in.

But If a guy is just manspreading, its probably just science. Could be a dickmove too, but probably not.

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 21871171)
I fully approve this. If they behave like stupid spoiled kids you gotta teach them! :2 cents:

Or, you can let your once-a-year riding attitude go, and focus on something that makes you happy. Kittens works best for me. Try it!



See? Come on, you feel better already.

mineistaken 07-05-2017 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 21870643)
Your lib card is about to get pulled.

To be fair, not all libsters are sjw scum. That is another level of libsterism. :1orglaugh

nico-t 07-05-2017 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 21871171)
I am quite antifeminist so I would never approve something dictated by libby cucks. But seeing arrogant assholes spreading over 4 seats when I try to use the public transport once in a year trullye pisses me off. It's stupid and annoying.

I fully approve this. If they behave like stupid spoiled kids you gotta teach them! :2 cents:

Do not approve with more rules, regulations and stupid signs like this from above, just because you agree with the point they are trying to ban / address / put in the rulebook!

This is THE classic mistake, on par with "i have nothing to hide, so i don't care about [insert privacy conflicting measure]".

We have a SOCIETY! Our society, the motion of life and how we interact, can solve all these petty, stupid things. Take this topic. I for one don't give a shit if some guy sits with his legs wide, come to think of it i have never even gave it any thought, it never was on my mind whatsoever, until the retard mainstream media 'offended by everything' agenda adopted this non-issue.

But if you somehow focus on guys groins in the train - Just don't look at it.
If someone takes up 2 spaces sitting this way (you have to sit extremely wide for that, i have never seen it, but lets say you came across it) - Say something about it. You don't need a sign from the nanny state. We can talk with eachother. We can communicate, we have a mouth.

SpicyM 07-05-2017 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 21871222)
I'm a feminist.

No shit, that's really surprising :1orglaugh

INever 07-05-2017 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 21869548)
THat's so ridiculous. We have to manspread. And when someone needs a seat, we stop. This was never an issue and don't understand why this has suddenly become a thing.

Feminazis want us to cross our legs like girls.

2MuchMark 07-05-2017 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 21871387)
No shit, that's really surprising :1orglaugh

The world has evolved, Spicy. Men and women need to work together toward the same cause, which is a society in which every member has the chance to flourish.

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Originally Posted by INever (Post 21871864)
Feminazis want us to cross our legs like girls.

Meh - they can ask us to do that if they want to I guess. Maybe threaten to Manspread if we don't! :)

mineistaken 07-05-2017 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 21871933)
The world has evolved, Spicy. Men and women need to work together toward the same cause, which is a society in which every member has the chance to flourish.

As if non feminists denies the right to flourish for anyone :1orglaugh

You libsters tend to assume ridiculous things like that all the time...

PR_Glen 07-05-2017 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 21870856)
The agenda you've been brainwashed by made this a thing.

You do the exact same, just from the other side... get over yourself.

Bladewire 07-05-2017 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 21871972)
As if non feminists denies the right to flourish for anyone :1orglaugh

You libsters tend to assume ridiculous things like that all the time...

A lot of straight trolls hate women, why is that Woulter?

Google Expert 07-06-2017 09:21 AM

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mineistaken 07-06-2017 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21872017)
A lot of straight trolls hate women, why is that Woulter?

Again, why do you invent and assume things?

Why do feminists think that non feminists (aka normal people) have any negative views towards women?

CaptainHowdy 07-06-2017 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Google Expert (Post 21873820)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

mineistaken 07-06-2017 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Google Expert (Post 21873820)

Like a boussse :thumbsup

Sarn 07-06-2017 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Google Expert (Post 21873820)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mineistaken 07-06-2017 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Google Expert (Post 21873820)

Crooked looks kind of cute there, you might think she was a decent person if you did not know what she did (like personally treasonous profiting by using power of the office and so on).

SpicyM 07-06-2017 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 21871972)
As if non feminists denies the right to flourish for anyone :1orglaugh

Well, Mark Princess is a typical cuck. I actually wonder why does he even need to do the manspread since men that submit themselves for women have no balls. :Oh crap

SpicyM 07-06-2017 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Google Expert (Post 21873820)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Bladewire 07-06-2017 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 21874045)
Crooked looks kind of cute there, you might think she was a decent person if you did not know what she did (like personally treasonous profiting by using power of the office and so on).

Your facts get lost in translation to your native Slovakian slum gypsy slang speak :2 cents:

SpicyM 07-06-2017 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 21873850)
Why do feminists think that non feminists (aka normal people) have any negative views towards women?


Because they don't fucking understand the basic principles of nature.

mineistaken 07-06-2017 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21874135)
Your facts get lost in translation to your native Slovakian slum gypsy slang speak :2 cents:

That is because I enriched Europe since hundred years ago and still did not assimilate. You know why? Because some cultures can not co exist together.

Ps: funny how you changed your tune from slovakian to gypsy once I bitch slapped you by informing about gypsy enrichment in Slovakia. :1orglaugh Looks like at least you learned some new facts about the world and Slovakia in this particular instance :)
Now you can teach your pro invasion buddies about how even hundreds of years proved that enrichment and integration does not work between certain cultures.

elmy 07-06-2017 12:34 PM

what about big balls ?


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