My eyes are bleeding.
 

http://media.snuffx.com/x/apr14xxxx/dildocock.mpg

Please reassure me this is fake. (don't worry, no dead people)

:glugglug

Wait, are you saying that you DON't do that? Son, if you aint done it that way, then you just aren't having good sex.

I guess I'll have to start out like those tribesman in Africa with the wooden discs in their ears. One step at a time.

Maybe a pencil to get things opened up.

funny nickname by the way. Evil dick doesn't seem so evil anymore. :)

Same as EvilChris. He's the nicest guy I know, but he goes by Evil Chris.

that's nasty

i don't want to see any giant pee hole sites now

new niche - gaping cocks

ARGHHHHHHHH I think i'd rather see dead people....
Did you hear the guy scream? OUCH

Holy fuck that is disconcerting stuff there.

Not even wished upon the BIGGEST ass I ever dated!

*gasp*


WAY uncool! There are three things a man has that you NEVER mess with:
1). His job
2). His ego
3). His dick...unless it is in a FUN way!

Actually I watched it with the sound off. I guess I'll have to play it again to see what I was missing.

LOL...
He's moaning but at a certain point you can tell it's from the pain...

:helpme

wow :Graucho

what, you never tried that

that made me wiggle in discomfort watching that..

BAD!

Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!