just got a new cat!
 

I keep trying to cram my weiner in it...but its tough...I can't get it up...


Its like trying to jam wet fettucine in a light socket...*<font color="#505050"

http://prettyasses.com/miffy.jpg

:1orglaugh

http://prettyasses.com/fuckingcat.jpg

It is funny ain't it equinox...maybe when you're banned we can hang out and try to fuck it together.

I'd hit it :thumbsup

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beware

:glugglug

Err.. did you get Labret's cat?

Oh. I guess I have angered another newb.

Uhm, to be honest I would poke fun at him, but I never payed much attention to him... as a result I dont know a whole lot.

All I know is some kid with a halfassed program got booted from a message board so he re-registers over and over looking for attention? And somewhere in the process drug his down syndrome buddy SLyRJ down with him? Do I have the basics right? Like I said, never payed much attention, glad he seems to be interested in me.

I do find it a little disturbing that he has pictures of my cat on one of his servers.

broke newbs never fail to amuse.

They just wish they'd had the chance to know that cat :)

should be entertaining.

should be over quickly..cheers quiet:glugglug

Yeah, so my program ain't worth a shit...and yeah I ain't real bright...but hey...at least SlyRj gives great head!

:glugglug

nice pussy

Kinda like my online career...

the rules were made before you ever played..:glugglug :glugglug :glugglug

I pheer your immense penis...yet I'm strangely attracted to it...


Oh hell...why pretend...GANG FUCK ME BOYS!

im just psycho whitey dont foget that..have you checked out www.mywhiteteens.com ? I love bustin spooge on white chicks!

errr riiiight. Someone off gfy who is my "buddy" has pics of my cat?



Is that why you been trolling for me the last couple hours? Listen, I am flattered by the attention and all, but take your homoerotic rage out on its intended target... lensman. I know he hurt you, and you are bitter and feel unloved on this lonely friday night in your moms basement... but seriously. I dont know who you are and I dont really care who you are, and why you feel the need for my attention is beyond me.

Is it because I succeed where you fail?



Bugs me that you post it in some lame troll attempt? Cmon amateur, you think I would let some no name broke newb drag me into something with pictures of a cat and common board knowledge? Cmon now.

Trust me halfwhit, there is nothing you will be able to say or do that is gonna drag me into some drawnout piss match at 4 am. Mostly because I dont care. Bummer, another newb hates me. Get in line ******, its a long one.


yeah, eat the cat.

I saw like three of my relatives on that site...

you dont have a black girlfriend

My cats breath smells like cat food!

and you have a white one?

one step at a time chubz, you need to get your own kind before you can venture off into the other end of the park!

i just like cummin on em..nothin like good ole sexual reperations!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

bwahahahaha. good shit.

guess i missed the humor in that one.. right over my head....
zooooooooooooooom

i guess so.

P.D.

i've just got to ask you - why do you keep coming back here? is it all because lensman banned you? or is there something the rest of us aren't seeing?

it just seems strange i guess...

what is the point?

Truth? I live off the table scraps of GFY. Quite honestly that's how epic cash manages to stay alive. I have financial backing from a well known advertiser here, and I'm kinda like the Cogent of the adult affiliate programs...

Also, I think that Lenny is so hot and bothered by me...and somehow that turns the screw in my sick pea brain...

Other than that...its the only way I can keep up the facade that is a successful epileptic cash...

What I don't get, is that you feel the need to constantly irritate everyone else on this board because you're pissed off at Lensman. You're like a mosquito that keeps whining around one's head...irritating and boring, but no big deal. What could you possibly get out of this? It makes you look extremely stupid, and I know you're not. It's unprofessional and counter-productive, please stop.

See that's where you're wrong...yeah I could be improving my business model, innovating, creating new and exciting sites for my spammer affiliates...but I'd rather stay up all night fucking with this place.

Short memory you have

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and no, I am not pissed off at lensman. matter of fact, I should thank him for all the webmasters he has refered me.

I wouldn't be suprised if your attitude has prevented many from joining your program...it definitely has prevented me. Not that you'd want a newb like me as an affiliate anyway :1orglaugh

Can you spam? I just want spammers, hell even newbie spammers, I'm desperate.


I also need someone with a valid GFY nick.

Dawg, you may want to lay off the substances dude...everything just took a drastic turn.

I probably could spam, if I wanted a reputation like yours.