Ways to get even with a neighbor...
 

Suggestions or ideas?

move

hehe.. doing that already...

My neighboors have 6 kids. All of them under the age of 10, and all of them are home schooled, what does that mean? I get woke up every fucking morning by kids screaming, and blowing whistles etc... these fuckers just moved in the neighboorhood a month ago, how do you fit 6 kids and 2 adults in a 2 bedroom house anyway?

what did this neighbor do?

He's just a racist with short man's syndrome that likes to try and bully my g/f... Note: This being said I am not willing to go to jail for kicking his ass.

make up flyers with his pic and say hes wanted for questioning about raping a shemale

I hear ya man, I live beside a white trash middle aged retard couple that feels the compulsion to vacume and blast eminem at 9am on saturdays.

Not to mention screaming and yelling at eachother everyday like a fucking jerry springer special.

Hope they both die suddenly and some poontang moves in.

I once got back at a neighbor in London who's cat kept crapping in my garden. By collecting all the shit i could find over a two week period putting it in a plastic bag adding water until it was very runny and fermenting Then late one night i went to their front door pushed the open end of the bag through the post/ mail slot in their front door and pouring the whole lot into their front hall.
You should have heard the noise the next morning it was so fucking funny i laughed for days.

It didnt stop the cat shitting in my yard , so i shot it.
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egg his house
order random pizzas at his house
superglue his wipers
sugar in his gas tank
grease his wipers up

This is why the grenade launcher was invented.

Here's a few ideas...

1.) Order pizza and other food to their house and
pick it up at their doorstep claiming that you
don't have a phone.

2.) Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose
and Scream, "I have your life in my hands, bow down
to me!". Then point at each one and declare them
good or bad plants, while watering the bad ones.

3.) Bring them restraining orders on inanimate
objects in their houshaha7865; (haha7883;haha7865;: chairs, books,
lamps, etc.)

4.) Ask them if you can put your trash in their
cans, if they ask why say, "Mine are full of
bodies", then stutter and say, "I uh mean other
garbaghaha7865;" walk away laughing hysterically.

5.) Patrol the perimeter of your yard while
carrying a broom. If they come close state that
there is a 3 foot neutral area between the two
yards.

6.) At night transplant the plants in their garden.
In the morning say, "looks like theýre on the move
again."

7.) When theýre watching TV, pull a lawn chair
behind their window. Sit down with popcorn and a
drink and ask them if they could open a window so
you can hear too.

8.) Build snowmen with name tags of your neighbors.
Each day hack off a different part of their body.

9.) Use your TV remote to change the channels on
their TV from outsidhaha7865; If asked why, say you
protest such programs. (The more educational the
program the better.)

10.) Dig shallow graves at night filling your yard
with brown grave patches. Make markers out of
household appliances.
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i like that

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Thank you FB!

You just made my night :thumbsup


Cheers,
JOKER

Not all racists are white....

this has potential. :)

These are very good, but he's not intelligent enough to 'get' them and they'd lose their effectiveness I think.

Get some tie wire (looks like baleing wire) buy a Bic Cig. Lighter )or any Plastic one) tape it to one end of the wire shove it up his Tail Pipe, (make sure the wire is long enough so when you shove it up the pipe it will reach the muffler) and have some cutters to cut off the access wire don't leave it sticking out his Tail Pipe. Then wait for the boom. Make a nice bomb, might fuck up is WHOLE car and him..:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I really don't know if I should have posted this.

If you do the (sugar in his gas tank) go buy a can of air blow off around the gass filler, and around the ground.

You might try doing a search on CIA dirty tricks, you'll get some real good ideals I'm sure.:Graucho

put bologna on his car during the day.. the shit will eat away the paint

take bleach and write words in his lawn

the night before it rains, take corn flakes or powdered soap.. spinkle it all over his lawn

put an ad in the newspaper advetising an early bird tag sale at 6am on sat. with lots of antiques and collectibles

get some random keys, put them on a chain with tags on each one, like front door, safe, gun case, etc.. also make sure his address is on them....

need more?

anarchy sure does bring out the youth in even me.

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if he has a wood pile, get a log or 6, hollow them out, but a shotgun shell in each one, plug the hole back up with glue and sawdust, put the log on top of the pile

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Fuck his wife or daughter.

Hahaha.. so many good ones so far. :Graucho

I read some of it and saved it, has some good ones.

haha thats a fucking good idea

Play louder than loud Jimi Hendrix, Aerosmith, Rolling Stones, etc. and be sure to keep playing the same song over and over.

Dog shit on their walkways and lots of it.

If you can get to the main telco box on their street, rewire their phone lines.

Nails under the tires.

A big rock propelled to land on their roof. Do this when it rains. You might get enough impact to start a leak.

Hand out his phone number on cards in swingers clubs saying my wife is insatiable, husband likes to watch and jerkoff while you fuck the living shit out of her.

Give out his address to local street drug dealers and tell them this guy has $500,000 in cash hidden in a box in his basement.

Pay a call girl to show up at his house when he's not home and his wife answers the door and the call girl says he forgot his credit card in her hotel room yesterday.

Get a box full of pregnant rats, punch a little hole in the side wood of his house and let them them crawl in his walls.

Put out flyers that say KKK White Power meeting at his house.

Order subscriptions to Tranny Mags to his house.

Just kidding of course! Best way is to just knock on his door and talk it over and work things out. Of course bring your baseball bat along with you in case diplomacy doesn't work.

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