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HelmutKohl 05-23-2017 01:26 PM

Is body rub massage legal?
 
I see parlors with massage body rub all over my town. Can John be busted for trying something like that?

Busty2 05-23-2017 01:30 PM

If you live in The state of Nevada you will be ok :upsidedow

freecartoonporn 05-23-2017 07:12 PM

Everything is legal. unless you get caught

just a punk 05-23-2017 10:52 PM

Why not? 100% legal here.

Look Chang 05-24-2017 01:12 AM

No problem as long as you keep your chastity belt... :stoned

Paul Markham 05-24-2017 02:37 AM

I just got home from my fortnightly massage. I need it to ease the pain in my neck.

EthanJoy 05-24-2017 03:08 AM

Massage therapists have to be licensed and they are not permitted to be naked. The contact between a naked massage therapist and a naked you, is likely enough to get you arrested for patronizing a prostitute even if there is no sexual contact. (A naked massage is sexual enough).

wehateporn 05-24-2017 03:19 AM

I got a massage last week and it was the first time I had a guy masseuse. So we're like 10 minutes in I just had to ask, is getting an erection normal? He said yes they are very common. And I was like, well can you get it out of my face...?

rogueteens 05-24-2017 04:06 AM

I love it when people ask legal advice on an international forum.

Sid70 05-24-2017 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by EthanJoy (Post 21788629)
Massage therapists have to be licensed and they are not permitted to be naked. The contact between a naked massage therapist and a naked you, is likely enough to get you arrested for patronizing a prostitute even if there is no sexual contact. (A naked massage is sexual enough).

Dude. You sound too legit ... for an adult forum audience. Is this a B2B reputation building at work or do you really mean what you say? :upsidedow:thumbsup

Spunky 05-24-2017 09:37 AM

I like it when the girlies rub me

just a punk 05-25-2017 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EthanJoy (Post 21788629)
Massage therapists have to be licensed and they are not permitted to be naked. The contact between a naked massage therapist and a naked you, is likely enough to get you arrested for patronizing a prostitute even if there is no sexual contact. (A naked massage is sexual enough).

Where do you live, dude? In Nazi Germany? Of course the therapeutic massagers must be licensed, because the adventurer can hurt your health, but what's wrong with sex massagers? They just rub you with their intimate body parts and allow you to do the same to them. It's totally like a striptease. Do strippers need a license in your country? I really can't imagine how would look a license that allows one to jerk off the client or let him playing with a massager's intimate body parts...

P.S. $25 USD for a couple of hottest model-looking girls (yes, together) for a hour here.

HelmutKohl 05-26-2017 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21791014)
P.S. $25 USD for a couple of hottest model-looking girls (yes, together) for a hour here.

Are you in Thailand, I guess?

just a punk 05-26-2017 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by HelmutKohl (Post 21794149)
Are you in Thailand, I guess?

Have you seen any model-looking girls (I mean the ones w/o a huge surprise in their pants ;)) in Thailand? :helpme

I'm in Moscow and here you go: saloons, girls, prices.

Some links from the 1st page of Google SERP's:
5massage.ru/photomassage
https://base-massage.ru/moskva
malvina-club.ru/girls/
don-m.ru
luxnight.ru/girls
http://randevu-massage.ru/girls/
http://7x7-massage.ru/girls/
...and 100's of similar places...

The average price here is 2000 RUB a hour. It's about $30 USD - thanks to the financial crisis ;) All girls are real and aren't they look model-like enough? I don't think you will find something like that in Thailand or in any other Asian shithole, not even mention the USA ;)

P.S. Since you can't read texts on Russian sites, I'll explain the rules. Sex massage in Russia includes all kinds of contacts (like manual contacts, body contacts, contacts with intimate parts, oral contacts, prostate massage, golden shower, various fetishes, BDSM and other perversions) except for coitus... officially ;) This rule makes these saloons legal.

NatalieK 05-27-2017 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EthanJoy (Post 21788629)
Massage therapists have to be licensed and they are not permitted to be naked. The contact between a naked massage therapist and a naked you, is likely enough to get you arrested for patronizing a prostitute even if there is no sexual contact. (A naked massage is sexual enough).

:thumbsup

NatalieK 05-27-2017 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 21789310)
Dude. You sound too legit ... for an adult forum audience. Is this a B2B reputation building at work or do you really mean what you say? :upsidedow:thumbsup

he is legit, most of us are tbh Sid...

a shame trolls can change our rep and make us look different :thumbsup

just a punk 05-27-2017 11:13 PM

So get your visa to Russia and look how a real free sex life does look like ;)

onwebcam 05-27-2017 11:19 PM

It's better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

ErectMedia 05-28-2017 12:38 PM

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SBJ 05-28-2017 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 21788644)
I got a massage last week and it was the first time I had a guy masseuse. So we're like 10 minutes in I just had to ask, is getting an erection normal? He said yes they are very common. And I was like, well can you get it out of my face...?


:1orglaugh now that's funny!

ErectMedia 05-28-2017 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 21797836)
:1orglaugh now that's funny!

+1 :thumbsup

CPA-Rush 05-28-2017 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 21797836)
:1orglaugh now that's funny!

have a second doubt on whp posts.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...dit_whats_the/

SBJ 05-28-2017 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CPA-Rush (Post 21798163)

I knew it was a joke, not his joke when I read it but that doesn't make it any less funny. :2 cents:

CPA-Rush 05-28-2017 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 21798169)
I knew it was a joke, not his joke when I read it but that doesn't make it any less funny. :2 cents:

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