Do you shake or wash after you pee?
 

I used to work with some Iraqi refugees in '95 who always washed their dicks after they peed. We asked them why, and they said, "Because it stinks if you don't wash it. You Americans are disgusting. You just shake and put it right back in your pants."

Maybe we should rethink our hygiene?

Mine doesnt stink

The difference is that we americans shower every day, as opposed to every week.. :2 cents:

We take showers every other day (at least some of us do). They don't.

This coming from people who don't use deodorant. Try working front desk at the college gymnasium sometime, when the Middle Eastern people come in and stink to high heaven BEFORE the workout!

I shake while I pee, then I HAVE to wash after :thumbsup

I wipe my dick then wash my hands.

Do you sit down when you piss too?

Only if I have to piss right after sex and still have an erection.

You mean you don't shower everyday??

every other day?


damn.. I take two showers a day.. I wonder what the average is.. I can't sleep if I feel oily/grimy from the day, and I don't feel like I'm awake until i've had my morning shower..

hand sanitizer after i piss.

not that my dick is dirty or anything.

;)

Shake first, then wash ......:)

I just plop it back in my boxers and let the fabric soak it up. No need to shake. :thumbsup

wash my hands before i piss

its not my dick that touches door handles and shit.

i pee in a bottle.

Who has time to piss?..Thank god for depends :thumbsup

Um.. thats what that roll of white paper is for.

You wipe your dick just like you wipe your ass, then you wash your hands with hot water and soap.

Who the hell shakes their dick and puts in back in their pants? Are you for real?

lol

how they smell afterwards?:1orglaugh

I wash before I pee. grab my cock with dirty hand.:Oh crap

well damn if your dick smelled like goatl pussy wouldnt you want to was it to.. Ahh Duhhh!

Shower (wash dick as fast and long as you can)

wash hands (don't know what they have collected during the day)

pee and shake ( You should know where your dicks been )

Wash Hands

I can just imagine some guy getting caught with his dick in the sink at Chuck E. Cheeses...

You might end up in one of these:


http://www.sheriff.co.wise.tx.us/off...s/Jones.26.jpg

I give it a quick shake and then wipe it with toilet paper.
If im using a public I just giver a shake and a flick.

that reminds me, a colleague caught another guy at work washing his cock in one of the office toilet basins back in Sydney, apparently he had some sort of man-thrush - the dirty fucker! Stu! I know it was you! fucking sick.. I don't want some guy on tip toes washing his dirty cock over the same sink i've got to wash my hands in.. bastard!

ahahah word

Have you every used a public bathroom? A MENS room, that is. I've never seen a urinal with a toilet paper dispensor.

I hired this chic to come into the bathroom and wash my package for me. ..Then I wash my hands.

I lick it off.

I wish I could do that. :Oh crap

Do a hand stand.

i hear ya dude people think i'm weird but what comes out of my body is no where near as bad as the shit my hands prolly touch all day......

have to say tho i never wash my hands ever in public toilets.....shit like Heb B can stay alive in dry blood upto 6 weeks...FUCK THAT!!!!

if you shake more than 3 times your whacking off

:1orglaugh

arent they the same guys who wipe their ass with their hands and wash their hands afterwards?

Hmmm could be a fetish....remove all the toilet paper and install a hidden cam....:Graucho

In some fundamentalist Muslim countries the idea is that you wipe your shit with your left hand and eat with your right... that's why it's a big deal if you get caught stealing (or various other crimes) and they cut off your hand - you have to eat and wipe with the same hand (apart from the obvious annoyance of having one hand chopped off).

Actually your urine when it comes out is completely sterile.

I can't wake up without my morning shower. Couldn't live anywhere if water was at a premium.

I only piss in the shower..

Great fucking thread. :1orglaugh

I lift the toilet seat up and lay my dick on the bowl and drop the seat on it. Clears everything right out:thumbsup

i never wash my dick, never