so did you eat meat today?
 

you're going to HELL


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If you really think about it.. We're already in hell...

Bend over, pussyboy.

I had steak for breakfast, is that ok?

I'm about to. :Graucho

i got eggs

I ate the flesh of our lord and savior.

WHOAH! Sorry, did I say that out loud?

I also had a steak for breakfast

Eggs don't count, right?

I dont know why I follow this, I haven't been to church for about 15 years, but I think catholic guilt is burned into my brain.

Do anything wrong and you're going to hell.
:BangBang:

I want a burger so bad

That's okay. We're having rabbit stew for Easter dinner.:glugglug

i havent yet, strange actually...

wendys classic single

I had a BigMac for b-fast.

i'm not sure a hot dog really qualifies as meat.

sorry... squirrel is a meat

i'm having filet mignon for dinner

ah, good thing I was already booked in to burn in hell

hahahaha sure

this is hell

What's in hot dogs anyways?
When I was a kid I thought hot dogs came from whatever was laying around on the floor of slaughterhouses and was swept up and made into hot dogs.

I had a burger for breakfast and I'm going to fix myself a steak in about an hour.

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Mmmmm sacrelicious aaahhhhgggggghhghhhh

I think you are closer to the truth than you realise

i haven't eatten anything today, but meat sounds good :)
::edit:: i actually had a banana

btw i'm already going to hell, i peddle porn.

I had chicken and ribs! And I will have seafood for dinner, if that makes you feel better:Graucho

all im going to eat today is meat.

It doesn't count as long as you don't swallow.

http://www.patskingofsteaks.com/cheesesteak.jpg


Cheesesteaks.....hmmmmmmm

I got a bag of beef jerky kickin right here...

Remember you can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat....

Steak and eggs for breakfast and I am having a nice HAM for supper!!
Off to Hell I go. Oh well can't be any worse than here!

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your Meat

I'm grilling Jesus Burgers for dinner tonight

:1orglaugh

i had a medium rare ny strip last night, a burger today with some beef based french onion soup.... mmmm meat...

ever eat a pussy that smelled like meat?

or meat that smells like... :1orglaugh wooohooo i crack myself up

Mmm. BBQd steak (with worcester sauce), cut into strips, in a sesame bun. Kick ass.

Wrong

Eggs don't count unless you are a vegan.

Actually, I did eat meat today, and it *might* have tasted like the flesh of christ. Or not. Hmm... I don't think I've ever ate a piece of meat off of christ, so I can't say what it tastes like for sure. So maybe I did eat the flesh of christ, or maybe I just ate some chicken.

Fuck me, can the rules for going to hell at least BE SPELLED OUT IN UNDERSTANDABLE TERMS?


I credit South Park for this post.

does chicken count as meat?

First. To believe in such nonsense means you have to believe in God. To believe in God is ridiculous.

If you think eating meat on a desiginated day, will send you to an imaginary after life of pain and suffering then you are a weak minded fool.

So then, the little starving boy in Africa that eats meat today as a means of survival will go to hell? Cool. Dumb Africans.

What about Homeles Dave? If he digs in the trash today and finds a piece of a Big Mac, and eats it... does that mean he'll end up in hell? Cool. Dumb Homeless Dave.

I guess the Hindu's have got it made.

Wait, what about those that died in the 9/11 attacks. What if a few of them ate meat on Good Friday that year.... I'd hate to think that some of them are in hell. Maybe God, whom I've heard referred to as a "forgiving god" let them in heaven because of the nature of their deaths.

But if he's such a nice God, then why bother with this stupid good-friday-no-meat bullshit? If he's gonna forgive you anyway, then fuck it. Eat up.

If he isn't so nice, then why pray to his silly ass?

I don't think there is a heaven or a hell, but if there is... I'd rather go to hell, since that's where all the good music will be.

NO, I couldn't catch the bitch!

hell yeah i did..but GOD will forgive us sinners :winkwink:

Amen and God Bless. :1orglaugh