I'm not that into threesomes
 

If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I'd just talk to my parents

The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1

Three was an app called 3nder but I think its dead now. sadness.

I don't mind having 2 chicks under me at once.

Me neither. I need at least 3 girls at a time to satisfy me - two is NOT enough...

Too clarify, thats two to hold my belly up out of the way, so the third can actually get to my cock... :(

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comme...ch_penis_nsfw/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comme...to_threesomes/

i thought you are original, won't take my hat off to u again
:disgust

Threesome is great ! :stoned

https://greatist.com/sites/default/files/threesome.jpg

Maybe when I was young. Not so much anymore

One time at an adult convention in Las Vegas I had an amazing threesome with two gorgeous chicks... still remains one of my favorite memories

You can save a lot of money with this approach :D

super gay