I missed JURY duty What do I do?
 

I missed my date on the 14th for jury duty will I get arrested? What do I do?

I think I can go in for a week after does anyone know in CA how this works?

What a pain in the ass....

If I tell them I hate cops will they let me leave???

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Keep saying that over and over again.

Legally you can be arrested, because you are basically in contempt of a court order. But I've never heard of anyone being arrested for failure to appear. Most people just toss them in the trash can.

Best way to stay off a jury is to say you have prejudicial views.

That has happened to me twice, I just called in and said I missed my date and it was no big deal.

Assuming you mean you missed the initial meeting, just call them and tell them you fucked up and they'll probably just give you another day. DO NOT MISS THAT ONE!

Tell them you can spot a guilty man just by looking at him. See how long you can mess with them before they throw you out. Hehehe...

WG

I think in this court just saying I hate Mexican's might work it's in VISTA, CA...

But I am so not a racist...shuold I just say I hate cops and feel that OJ was innocent?

I think you should head out for Tijuana right now and don't come back across the border. ;)

well... not jet i guess.... but you will going to have a huge pain in you're ass!!


*bend over slut* :1orglaugh

It's easy to handle.

1. Walk into the court.

2. Find the nearest Sheriff Deputy.

3. Tell them that they conduct illegal activities and you're justified to fight fire with fire.

4. Tell them you didn't show for jury duty.

5. Give them the finger and walk out.

All will be forgiven, trust me.

Here's my list, in case I have to go and need to demonstrate my inability to render a fair and impartial judgment. I'll wait until the judge calls me to the bench to discuss my situation before I blurt any of these out, so the other commoners won't steal my material.....
I can tell if people are guilty by looking at them.
I'm attracted to you, your honor.
If a police officer told me I was a bug, I would believe him.
Is it murder if I haven't been caught?
My religion prohibits me from sitting near other people.
Would I have to bathe?
Can each of my personalities vote in deliberations?
Laws are for sissies.
Your marshall's handcuffs are turning me on.
I'm allergic to justice.
I'm deaf. (Answer questions thereafter by cupping hand and shouting "What?")
A pit bull named [defendant's first name] just killed my baby.
I have Tourette's Syndrome, you fucking asshole.
I get dizzy if I try to weigh evidence.
Have you ever done this, your honor? (Chop off your ear with a razor).
An eye for an eye? I say we take his head for an eye! (Point at defendant).

Just point to the defendant and ask the judge -

"that him? looks guilty to me.."

you'll be off that panel pretty fucking fast.

go offshore

The easiest way to avoid jury duty, is to tell them you can pick out any murderer in a crowd; like that! (clicking your fingers at the same time), so picking one that is already in custody should be a sinch.

-- George Carlin

kb's going to jail.. kb's going to jail... :moon

Really though..
I think the date on your jury summons is just a suggested date.

b/c..
When you call in to register, they let you pick the week that works best for you.. Then you're on call for that week and they might not even need you.. and you're off the hook.

Thanks mean Ellie how are ya baby? be in LA for Snoops thing tomorrow

Call a PIMP

My brother missed jury duty, a deputy came to his house and took him to the couthouse and he had to tell the judge why he didnt show up, and then he got a lecture about how it was his civil duty to be on a jury and all that crap. But this was in east texas, small town of about 90k people.