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baddog 04-16-2003 06:11 PM

One time announcement - baddog Takes Helm of SexPicturesPass AVS
 
4/16/03 - Wheatfield, IN

SPP-Productions and SexPicturesPass AVS is pleased to announce that they have brought baddog on board to make SexPicturesPass a success for us and our affiliates.

baddog brings with him six years of experience in the adult industry, and will use his connectivity to ensure profits will be made by everyone associated with this project. To accomplish this he has worked out special arrangements with select industry powerhouses including Hustler and Sex.com, to name a few, ensuring that sales and traffic come easily.

In addition, the following improvements have been made to our program:

- Lowered the membership fee to $4.95 for a lifetime membership.

- Increased the payouts to $20 per signup.

- Increased webmaster referral earnings to $5 for each sign-up they make.

We have also arranged for our affiliates to receive significant discounts from companies like AVS-Wizard, Cashweasel Adult Design, RLMWebcreations and more, so that you can get traffic, content, and designs at reduced rates, making your profits even more significant.

baddog's reputation for honesty, integrity, and unsurpassed customer service ensures that SexPicturesPass will be a quality operation that should bring significant earnings for any webmaster that participates in this winning program.

RedShoe 04-16-2003 06:12 PM

Congrats BadDog. :)

kaylacam 04-16-2003 06:12 PM

I am there, signed up and ready to figure out what the HECK I need to do!

Thanks for the personal tutorial, baddog! I hope I can get started on this ASAP!
:)

I have to catch up on my work for Lensman first, tho!

cool signature 04-16-2003 06:14 PM

bump

baddog 04-16-2003 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaylacam
I am there, signed up and ready to figure out what the HECK I need to do!

Thanks for the personal tutorial, baddog! I hope I can get started on this ASAP!
:)


no problem, just one of the many services we offer at SexPicturesPass AVS

playa 04-16-2003 06:28 PM

what is site policy

baddog 04-16-2003 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
what is site policy
The site policies can be found here and a link to all of our Terms and Conditions here.

goodgirl 04-16-2003 07:30 PM

Does this mean I can take a break now?

:winkwink:

baddog 04-16-2003 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goodgirl
Does this mean I can take a break now?

:winkwink:

well, for a few minutes, have to get ready to start sending checks out next :thumbsup

goodgirl 04-16-2003 07:36 PM

Well I will like that part! Definitely better then looking at code.

:)

dchottie 04-16-2003 07:40 PM

Trust me guys if you haven't signed up for this one you really need to. I am privy to the fact that they are working with some huge names so the traffic and resulting signups should be HUGE. baddog could sweettalk the pants off a nun and he's made some sweet deals with some other sites to hook his webmasters up.

MuleScrote 04-16-2003 07:42 PM

baddog is a gangsta...




Edit: I can't spell the simplest words tonight.

baddog 04-16-2003 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MuleScrote
baddog is a gansta...
hey, at least nuns like me

goodgirl 04-16-2003 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog


hey, at least nuns like me

So that's what I need a nun outfit...and here I thought it was a nurses uniform.


:winkwink:

baddog 04-16-2003 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goodgirl


So that's what I need a nun outfit...and here I thought it was a nurses uniform.


:winkwink:

actually depends on what you are looking for. The head nurse is obvious what she is looking for, and I find nuns like it anally. So, if you want to send signals, you know what to wear. :thumbsup

MuleScrote 04-16-2003 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goodgirl


So that's what I need a nun outfit...and here I thought it was a nurses uniform.


:winkwink:



ummm...

ummm...





pics? :Graucho

baddog 04-16-2003 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MuleScrote




ummm...

ummm...





pics? :Graucho

you know, I have tons of pics of her, but I don't think she has clothes on in any of them. Maybe if I put in a special request.

goodgirl 04-16-2003 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog


you know, I have tons of pics of her, but I don't think she has clothes on in any of them. Maybe if I put in a special request.

:eek2

Maybe you can find a clothed one?

baddog 04-16-2003 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goodgirl


:eek2

Maybe you can find a clothed one?

I think the request was for one of you in a nurses uniform

bristol 04-16-2003 08:09 PM

Quote:

- Lowered the membership fee to $4.95 for a lifetime membership.

- Increased the payouts to $20 per signup.
:ak47:

bristol 04-16-2003 08:10 PM

http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/homs/hindenburg.jpg

baddog 04-16-2003 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bristol


:ak47:

ummm, yes? You forgot to mention - Increased webmaster referral earnings to $5 for each sign-up they make.

why haven't you signed up yet? :)

bristol 04-16-2003 08:11 PM

http://www.rootsweb.com/~nwa/titanic.jpg

goodgirl 04-16-2003 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog


I think the request was for one of you in a nurses uniform

Well maybe if I ever get a nurses uniform.

:winkwink:

baddog 04-16-2003 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bristol
http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/homs/hindenburg.jpg
Well, I guess it depends on whether or not you know what you are doing, and who you are working with. You send the signups, we will send the checks :thumbsup

baddog 04-16-2003 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bristol
http://www.rootsweb.com/~nwa/titanic.jpg
well, I an glad to see that at least I was able to assist you in increasing your posts by 10%. Now, sign up with SexPicturesPass and let's see if we can't do at least that for your income.

bristol 04-16-2003 08:16 PM

$20 - $4.95 = -$15.5 :glugglug

what do i know though.. i just browse this forum for free porn in all honesty.. :winkwink:

Keev 04-16-2003 08:17 PM

How do I convert asian traffic to a gay site again?


Baddog refresh my memory lol


AWE 2001

CDSmith 04-16-2003 08:19 PM

I knew you'd latch onto something good....... or rather I knew that some smart company would latch onto you bro.


Congratulations of the highest magnitude. :thumbsup


Best of luck in the new digs.

baddog 04-16-2003 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bristol
$20 - $4.95 = -$15.5 :glugglug

what do i know though.. i just browse this forum for free porn in all honesty.. :winkwink:

I have an idea then, invest $4.95 and leave the rest to me. BTW, it does not equal -$15.5 it would be -$15.05 but again, go ahead and sign up here and I will take care of the rest.

oh, and thank you for your concern. :thumbsup

baddog 04-16-2003 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Keev
How do I convert asian traffic to a gay site again?


Baddog refresh my memory lol


AWE 2001

ummm, that would be "hot Asian pussy" not just Asian traffic. That would be too easy. :1orglaugh

baddog 04-16-2003 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
I knew you'd latch onto something good....... or rather I knew that some smart company would latch onto you bro.


Congratulations of the highest magnitude. :thumbsup


Best of luck in the new digs.

Thank you sir, I have a feeling this will be one of my best moves yet. Everyone is welcome to jump on board for what should be a profitable journey for all. :thumbsup

MuleScrote 04-16-2003 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog


I think the request was for one of you in a nurses uniform


Well....if you can't find one in, I guess a nude photo will do. :winkwink:

dchottie 04-16-2003 08:31 PM

What does bristol know anyway. After all he scans his content from penthouse. Don't let him ruffle any feathers baddog. We all know you're capable of making anything you lay your hands on profitable.

bristol 04-16-2003 08:33 PM

i take clippings from hustler too.. :winkwink:

MuleScrote 04-16-2003 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dchottie
What does bristol know anyway. After all he scans his content from penthouse. Don't let him ruffle any feathers baddog. We all know you're capable of making anything you lay your hands on profitable.

baddog...will you lay your hands on me. Maybe while I look at this pic of goodgirl?

baddog 04-16-2003 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MuleScrote



Well....if you can't find one in, I guess a nude photo will do. :winkwink:

how about a teaser?

http://209.126.180.115/now5.jpg

hershie 04-16-2003 08:37 PM

Best of luck baddog!

I took a look and will for sure be adding sites to your AVS.

baddog 04-16-2003 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dchottie
What does bristol know anyway. After all he scans his content from penthouse. Don't let him ruffle any feathers baddog. We all know you're capable of making anything you lay your hands on profitable.
haha - I don't think bristol could ruffle my feathers on his best day. :1orglaugh

baddog 04-16-2003 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MuleScrote



baddog...will you lay your hands on me. Maybe while I look at this pic of goodgirl?

ummm, sorry dude, you are a nice guy and all, but homey don't swing that way :1orglaugh

bristol 04-16-2003 08:38 PM

Quote:

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All for one incredibly low price of $4.95.
Don't delay, sign up today!


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Quote:

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nothing hidden here! :winkwink:

bristol 04-16-2003 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog


haha - I don't think bristol could ruffle my feathers on his best day. :1orglaugh

that wasnt the objective.. :D

MuleScrote 04-16-2003 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog


how about a teaser?

http://209.126.180.115/now5.jpg


:evil-laug


If I had to guess, I would say that your gonna tease me for awhile and then throw a join page link at me.


Nice try....:thumbsup

dchottie 04-16-2003 08:42 PM

dude I usually try to act like a lady but I must say bristol you're a FUCKSTICK

bristol 04-16-2003 08:44 PM

stop dribbling over the keyboard hoss..

baddog 04-16-2003 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bristol


nothing hidden here! :winkwink:

I am not sure that I get your point. $4.95 and you get a free lifetime membership to SexPicturesPass and access to Hustler.com, just like it says on our site. There is nothing hidden anywhere, as long as you can read.

bristol 04-16-2003 08:59 PM

so really what the page should say is, sign up to the $4.95, 3 day trial, get 3 days at hustler and unlimited access to SPP..

perhaps you make the instructions crystal clear to your users instead of shunting them into a beaucratic signup form?

from reading the spp page it appears to be a misleading proposition..

baddog 04-16-2003 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bristol
so really what the page should say is, sign up to the $4.95, 3 day trial, get 3 days at hustler and unlimited access to SPP..

perhaps you make the instructions crystal clear to your users instead of shunting them into a beaucratic signup form?

from reading the spp page it appears to be a misleading proposition..

well, maybe if I was selling them Hustler, but I am not. I am selling them SPP, Hustler is a bonus.

bristol 04-16-2003 09:02 PM

except the signup page is a hustler signup page.. is this not confusing to our poor little friend with the erection who needs to have his hand help until he has porn and the zip down?

baddog 04-16-2003 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bristol
except the signup page is a hustler signup page.. is this not confusing to our poor little friend with the erection who needs to have his hand help until he has porn and the zip down?
you think it would be less confusing if we gave him 2 pages to fill out?


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