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Yo mamma is so fat....

when the bitch sits down, she dents the earth.

the bitch looks like liquid with a face!!!

when she steps in an elevator... she has to go down....

...that when she went swimming in the ocean and saw a school of whales, she started singing, "we are family..."



...when she dances, she makes the band skip.


...when she walks on the beach with a black shirt, kids yell"free willy!

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.... she uses a vcr as a beeper

....she was in the middle of the freeway and I tried to swerve around her, but I ran out of gas

.... i had to take 2 cabs, 1 train, and an airplane just to get on her good side

....she was wearing a malcom X t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her back

She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

SpaceAce

.... that when your pappa rolls over twice he's still on top.

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...she can see her own ass over the horizon.