Crackhead making our lives miserable.
 

Ann and I woke up at 7:00 this morning to the crackhead bitch downstairs blasting her shitty music right underneath out bedroom, doors slamming as hard as they can, and stomping.

My girlfriend jumped out of bed and went outside and knocked on the door, only to have the crackster jump out and push her. She doesn't know how lucky she is that Ann didn't just drop her where she stood. Anyways, Ann came back in and she called the police.

The police showed up and we were talking to the officer outside. Next thing you know, the crackhead comes out an starts shouting about how we had all kinds of drugs in our place. hehehe - There's a little bud around, but the cop didn't buy into it, he started yelling at the girl to go back in her house. You should have seen her - all staggering and obviously had been up all night.

Ann is down at the police station right now, filling out paperwork.

We gotta move the fuck out of here. I can't get by on only 4 hrs of sleep a night.

:Oh crap

Ick, that sucks, dude.
Sounds a bit like the neighbours from hell that I have over here...it's been all-out war for 2 years now. Damned if I'm gonna move, though...THEY can move :)
It's a bit better lately...after I flipped my lid one time, the guy is petrified of me, so he's being careful.

make you should ask for donations like kaylacam, to get you out of there :thumbsup

if i were you id aquire some sort of weapon (unless you already got it..) never know what kind of stupid shit boneheads like that could set their mind to, especialy if you sent the cops on them ;(

hope it works out for you!
Anders

Well, Ann just got back - and I have been trying to go back to sleep w/o any luck.

As it turns out, the police said that she was staggering and her pupils were dialated. She's now off to work - at the laywers office that she answers the phone at. I have no idea how she can keep a job, going in in her condition, like she's in all the time.

I wouldn't be surprised if she's going to try to get the lawyer she works for, to try to get us back.

:helpme

The only time you should ever call the filth is if someone is already dead and you'll get in trouble if you don't. If she's just some crackho then you should have just put her on her ass with a solid smack in the head and stood over her and given her the full-on hardcore serious buzz - "You shut the fuck up and if you ever fuck with me, my girl or my shit then I'll fucking KILL YOU." She'd whinge about it and scowl at you in the hall but if you did it right she wouldn't give you trouble ever again. If she starts to get bolshy you just eyeball her and give her that "I'm going to kill you" look and she'll get the message.

Calling the pigs is for pussies.

Where in jersey are you?

Get away from the TV, get real

You're white, 18, listen to Eminem and live in the suburbs with your parents. Go away.

I'm being totally serious. I hate the police and I'd never, ever call them unless I legally had to. They seem to universally suck major ass and I can't say I've ever seen or heard first hand of a pig doing anything worthwhile.

I probably wouldn't actually punch the crack ho but I would definitely give her the "I'm going to kill you" buzz (out of earshot of any witnesses). Making people seriously consider their mortality is a great way of correctign aberrant behaviour. Pigs do jack shit and they always get there too late.

A) I am and do none of those things. B) From what I can tell, goths, or whatever the fuck freak self indulgent subculture is that you claim membership of, are generally geeks and pussies, except for the small minority who indulge in school shootings, and stop riding on EscortBiz's coat tails anyway.

the crack head woke you up at 7am, then pushed your girlfriend and all you did is call the police? :1orglaugh

ok..that was a crack head neighbor..



Here's the redneck one:

http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm

Were you sodomized with nightstick?

Crack head or not if you threaten to kill someone that's considered terroristic threats

NJ was the first to come up in Yahoo

That sucks! Yep. Good idea to move out asap.

Did you just call me a goth? :1orglaugh

Besides that, you are an idiot. A complete and utter moron. A kid that has watched too much tv and now thinks he's a "gangsta".

I had a neighbour like that living above me once. I don't think he was an asshole as much as he was stupid.

One time I heard a knocking sound over and over again upstairs while I was sleeping. I went up to ask if he was hammering or what and he said he wasn't doing anything. Then while he's talking his girlfriend walks by on the hardwood floor in platform soles. CLOP CLOP CLOP
When I pointed it out he said "you can hear that downstairs?"

YES I CAN HEAR IT DOWNSTAIRS DUMBASS!!!

B

yupper... the 80's are over but there's some good mullet huntin' still out there.

Neighbors are a bitch if you get bad ones. When I lived in LA, we built this really sweet house on 3 acres and I'm thinking ok this is it peace and tranquility. But then the woman in the property next to ours had her son move in. The kid has his own rock band and it turns out they start practicing everyday for several hours playing the same song over and over that they think for sure is gonna go platinum and make Billboards top of the charts. But it sucked. So we started blasting attrocious music out on the patio speakers everytime they played so they would get the message of how bad they sounded. :BangBang:

Just figure out when she is sleeping, from there, you can emply serveral tactics for revenge.

1. Ordering her cabs from EVERY cab comp in town in her name
2. Tons of take out food sent to her apartment.
3. Calling local Jevoha's witness hall and asking for representatives to stop by, you are interested in converting.


Also,

1. Start talking to your partner via megaphone when they are partying down there, If you are louder than them, they will turn down to hear you.

2. Get every info request form you can from the local supermarket, fill out with her info for "free" information to be mailed to her addess.

3. Request as many local contractors come out for skylights to be installed. works great when you have neighbors upstairs, contractors get totally salty that their time was wasted.

Remember, you never want to engage them, people sue for strange shit these days and most importantly, rattling their cage from a distance when the target has no idea who is doing this is the best revenge.

They cant get even with the person harrsing them if they dont know who it is.

Enjoy.

herb K

Just figure out when she is sleeping and make a rukus so she can't sleep. Then when she calls the cops make like you have no idea what she's talking about and remind the cops she's a crack ho. Call her job and tip them off she's a coke freak. Maybe they'll drug test her and she'll lose her job, then won't be able to pay her rent.

We finally managed to fall back asleep only to just get awoken by the sounds of the crackhead getting the shit beaten out of her by her boyfriend. All you hear is, 'You're a fucking thief!' and 'What kind of drugs are you on!?', being screamed at the top of his lungs.

After what sounded like some shit being broken, she came staggering outside and was holding onto the truck for support, as she made her way around to the drivers side of her boyfriend's truck. The guy comes running out and they were fighting over the keys when the cops came rolling up on them. It looks like someone else was a 'pussy' and called the cops. Go figure.

:disgust

She's a crackhead. You don't get much sleep with the jitters!

I live boughetto and even I dont live NEAR CRACKHEADS!

I'm in Magnolia, NJ - I didn't realize that this neighborhood was as bad as it is, when we moved in here a few months ago.

I want to move somewhere else around here, like Cherry Hill. That's a nice area - but my girlfriend wants us to move to North Carolina, where she's from.

So, I don't know what I'm gonna do, but I forsee a moving truck in front of my place here, in the near future.

how long have you guys been together?

About a year and a half.

Face gets the mace.
Annie gets her gun.
Out the door to put the crack head bitch in their place.
Hey bitch turn that shit down before I drop you like a ton, of bricks
Moral to the story is don't let your nieghbors be crackhead pricks


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