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wehateporn 03-29-2017 02:55 AM
Acute Kidney Damage Common in Marathon Runners
 

A study appearing in the American Journal of Kidney Diseases included a startling statistic: 82% of marathon runners developed acute kidney injury during races. I sat down with the lead and senior authors of the study to discuss the implications, including ways that dedicated marathon runners can avoid kidney damage while maintaining pace.

Acute Kidney Damage Common in Marathon Runners | Medpage Today

bronco67 03-29-2017 05:18 AM
In addition to your kidneys, running also damages your ability to not turn into a woman.

CaptainHowdy 03-29-2017 06:12 AM
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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 21664489)
In addition to your kidneys, running also damages your ability to not turn into a woman.
Ahahahahahahahahaha??

Grapesoda 03-29-2017 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 21664255)

A study appearing in the American Journal of Kidney Diseases included a startling statistic: 82% of marathon runners developed acute kidney injury during races. I sat down with the lead and senior authors of the study to discuss the implications, including ways that dedicated marathon runners can avoid kidney damage while maintaining pace.

Acute Kidney Damage Common in Marathon Runners | Medpage Today
trumps fault for sure, maybe gw bush... both are to blame just to be safe

bronco67 03-29-2017 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 21664489)
In addition to your kidneys, running also damages your ability to not turn into a woman.
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CaptainHowdy 03-29-2017 06:43 AM
That is why I just walk.

Relic 03-29-2017 06:45 AM
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That is why I just walk.
I just walk too. It's unnatural to run.

bronco67 03-29-2017 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21664666)
That is why I just walk.
Walking is better. Less chance for muscle loss, although it takes longer than running.

PR_Glen 03-29-2017 07:56 AM
Yeah, I read that last night. It was kind of disheartening. Nothing further on long term effects but i saw some horrible stories on reddit of guys going into partial kidney failure during ultra marathons. I never had an interest in those but that sounds horrible. I have a feeling that the correlation of the kidney injuries is the fact that people don't precondition correctly or build up the endurance slowly. I think a lot of people can just will their way through a marathon but to be truly prepared for one takes a lot of work and a slow build up to it.


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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 21664489)
In addition to your kidneys, running also damages your ability to not turn into a woman.
translation: I have the endurance of an elderly man so i just work on my biceps and flex in the mirror at the gym and pretend that chicks dig that. I train for nothing ever.

PR_Glen 03-29-2017 07:59 AM
great sources, a blog and something called testshock...

celandina 03-29-2017 08:38 AM
A simple reason for it.... Repeated impact on the body causes red cells to break up and subsequently block capillaries in the kidney, as the kidney tries to filter all these broken cells. There are several other types of this impact heamolysis one of ( and I kid you not) is something called "bongo drum anemia"....

Busty2 03-29-2017 01:31 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh No chance of me getting kidney failure then :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 03-29-2017 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Busty2 (Post 21665626)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh No chance of me getting kidney failure then :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

bronco67 03-29-2017 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 21664894)
Yeah, I read that last night. It was kind of disheartening. Nothing further on long term effects but i saw some horrible stories on reddit of guys going into partial kidney failure during ultra marathons. I never had an interest in those but that sounds horrible. I have a feeling that the correlation of the kidney injuries is the fact that people don't precondition correctly or build up the endurance slowly. I think a lot of people can just will their way through a marathon but to be truly prepared for one takes a lot of work and a slow build up to it.




translation: I have the endurance of an elderly man so i just work on my biceps and flex in the mirror at the gym and pretend that chicks dig that. I train for nothing ever.
Barbell complexes give me my endurance. Running is for suckers and bicep curls are overrated.

I can post a pic of what "not training for anything ever" looks like.

Major (Tom) 03-30-2017 01:36 AM
I passed my first and only kidney stone while jogging. I was 2 laps in and had 2 more to go and i sucked it up. When i got home i knew i was going to piss blood. Surreal experience


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