currently sober and onehunglo
 

Explain yourselves

I am sad mentally disturbed, extremely lonely individual with zero friends and many, many problems.
As I am so obese I cannot leave my bed to use the bathroom, and the clean up falls to my nurses / carers who come in twice a day to look after me...
While they are not here I post on gfy about my enjoyment of poo...

Your turn now Relic

When can I watch you on TLC's My 600-lb Life, CurrentlySober?

I will have to get back to you.

Fucked up if true, IMO

CS is one of the nicest guys around! Pleased to have met him, even if only for a few moments making him a coffee while my partner had business chats with him...

You rock CS :thumbsup

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BTW, it wasnt coffee, it was TEA :upsidedow

When and if I slim down enough to make the '600-lb' requirement... :helpme

What do you weigh in at currently cs?

with or without the poo?

The 600-lb is the minimum limit. I watched a guy the other day who was almost 800lbs.

Either or is fine.

Funnily enough, Jabba was actually modelled on CS.

True story.

Problem is - seriously - that being as large as I am, I cannot actually leave the house anymore...

I cant fit out the door and the only way to weigh me, involves me having to goto a 'weigh-station' that is used for trucks and lorries...

In order to get me there they would need to remove the window and the lower wall and my landlord says that if I do remove his window and wall, I'm getting evicted.

So I cant give you an accurate weight. Sorry... Blame my landlord :(

That computes. I'd assume every landlord in Britain is a slumlord dickhead just like here. That's that common wealth for you.

What do you guess you weight then?

ahhh haha, you got me...


In Britain I always drunk tea. Over here for some reason, if it´s not vino or cerveza, we´re usually drinking a coffee :thumbsup

Sorry man. If we can slim you down some. I found the perfect job for you.

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