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=^..^= 04-14-2003 12:15 PM

Stolen Cell Found in Theifs Vagina
 
Pandemonium broke out at a shopping mall in Negril on Monday, when a cellular phone which was stolen from a female shopper was found after it rang from within another shopper's vagina. Some bystanders were amused over the happenings, but some chided the young woman for sinking so low that she even embarrassed other women.

The event took place minutes past 1pm, when a woman went into a store in the popular Negril shopping centre, to purchase an item. On leaving the store, she realised she had left her cell phone inside after completing her transaction. According to eyewitnesses, the owner of the phone went back inside the building to retrieve her communication device but it was missing from the place that she had left it.

She queried about the phone but the operators and other customers who were inside the store said they did not see it. While the woman was searching for her phone, a woman who was acting quite suspiciously, was about to slip through the door when she was confronted about the incident. She denied knowledge of the missing phone before stepping outside, but the owner of the phone and others followed her outside and accosted her once more about the instrument. Once more, the nervous looking woman denied having knowledge of it.

A crowd had gathered by then and at that point, one of the women helping in the search to retrieve the cell phone asked the owner for the number and began dialling. When the connection was made, the phone was heard ringing between the woman's legs. She was then held and her underwear partially removed and the ringing/vibrating phone was found stuck in her body cavity.

The phone was plucked from its hiding place by the irate owner, who told the crowd she was going to have it properly sanitized before using it again. According to one man however, "Mi nuh wan' dat deh phone fi use again, mi would dash it weh."

Fletch XXX 04-14-2003 12:16 PM

why no link?

hahah funny though

TheViper 04-14-2003 12:17 PM

:1orglaugh

=^..^= 04-14-2003 12:23 PM

The link:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/30237.html

asuna 04-14-2003 12:29 PM

Anyone ever put a phone in a girl and make it vibrate?

DarkJedi 04-14-2003 12:40 PM

she should have turned it off before sticking it in there

eroswebmaster 04-14-2003 12:49 PM

Sarah...can I put you on hold, my pussy is ringing.

MrPopup 04-14-2003 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
Pandemonium broke out at a shopping mall in Negril on Monday, when a cellular phone which was stolen from a female shopper was found after it rang from within another shopper's vagina. Some bystanders were amused over the happenings, but some chided the young woman for sinking so low that she even embarrassed other women.

The event took place minutes past 1pm, when a woman went into a store in the popular Negril shopping centre, to purchase an item. On leaving the store, she realised she had left her cell phone inside after completing her transaction. According to eyewitnesses, the owner of the phone went back inside the building to retrieve her communication device but it was missing from the place that she had left it.

She queried about the phone but the operators and other customers who were inside the store said they did not see it. While the woman was searching for her phone, a woman who was acting quite suspiciously, was about to slip through the door when she was confronted about the incident. She denied knowledge of the missing phone before stepping outside, but the owner of the phone and others followed her outside and accosted her once more about the instrument. Once more, the nervous looking woman denied having knowledge of it.

A crowd had gathered by then and at that point, one of the women helping in the search to retrieve the cell phone asked the owner for the number and began dialling. When the connection was made, the phone was heard ringing between the woman's legs. She was then held and her underwear partially removed and the ringing/vibrating phone was found stuck in her body cavity.

The phone was plucked from its hiding place by the irate owner, who told the crowd she was going to have it properly sanitized before using it again. According to one man however, "Mi nuh wan' dat deh phone fi use again, mi would dash it weh."

yet another urban legend. it has all the key elements. plus no link.

FlyingIguana 04-14-2003 01:09 PM

she should have switched the phone to silent vibrate

delia 04-14-2003 01:17 PM

Very funny. But not true, it's just a story...:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

JFK 04-14-2003 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
she should have switched the phone to silent vibrate
Yeah just to hear her coming :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

directfiesta 04-14-2003 01:21 PM

phone sex ???

directfiesta 04-14-2003 01:28 PM

http://www.ibillsucks.info/files/phone_sex.jpg

:Graucho

blazi 04-14-2003 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by directfiesta
phone sex ???
a new and improved meaning to the term LOL

KrazieSweets 04-14-2003 01:32 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SR 04-14-2003 01:58 PM

This stinks.

http://www.poptvnews.com/sys-tmpl/ns...ig%20phone.gif


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