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Wizzo 04-14-2003 08:26 AM

Talk about making a Fucking Mess...
 
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Two California poultry farmers who fed some 30,000 live chickens into wood chippers will not face criminal charges because they had permission from the U.S. Department of Agriculture (news - web sites), prosecutors said on Friday.

But a spokesman for the Humane Society of the United States called the farmers "callous and barbaric" and disagreed with the decision not to prosecute them.

The farmers needed to destroy the chickens because they were "spent" -- or no longer able to produce eggs -- and could not make chicken soup out of them because the farms were under quarantine for the poultry virus Exotic Newcastle Disease, District Attorney's spokeswoman Gayle Stewart said.

Stewart said the men, who run a poultry farm near San Diego, asked a senior veterinarian with the Agriculture Department if they could employ the wood chippers and were given permission.

"Once they had permission we decided that they did not have any criminal intent," Stewart said.

Brothers Arie and Will Wilgenburg, who run Escondido-based Ward Poultry Farm, could not be reached for comment on Friday. Earlier, they told the San Diego Union Tribune newspaper that they were doing "what we thought we had to do" based on expert advice and stopped as soon as they learned otherwise.

Wayne Pacelle, a spokesman for the Humane Society, said that explanation was unacceptable.

"The act of feeding live chickens into a wood chipper is an extraordinarily callous and barbaric act and I can't imagine any person with a whit of common sense would use a wood chipper as a killing tool," he said. "No person with any experience in killing animals would sanction the use of this technique."

Pacelle said the District Attorney's decision not to prosecute the brothers rested on the "faulty assumption" that using wood chippers to kill chickens was an accepted practice.

MattO 04-14-2003 08:34 AM

http://www.megapics.com/drool.gif
Mmmmm... wood chipper chicken.... ullllgggggghhhhhh

angeleyes 04-14-2003 09:03 AM

PETA is going to have a field day with this.

Wizzo 04-14-2003 10:16 AM

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Originally posted by angeleyes
PETA is going to have a field day with this.
Yea, I'm sure they will be pissed, but what can they do?:Graucho

Zebra 04-14-2003 10:18 AM

It's raining blood on the chicken ranch

PersianKitty 04-14-2003 10:19 AM

Gawd.. now there will be copycats.. er copychickens.

That's sad. Like they couldn't of humanely killed them in some other way. Maybe some of Iraq's WMD or something.

Triple 6 04-14-2003 10:21 AM

"New from KFC....tasty, meaty 'Chicken Sauce', for a limited time only"

Wizzo 04-14-2003 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
Gawd.. now there will be copycats.. er copychickens.

That's sad. Like they couldn't of humanely killed them in some other way. Maybe some of Iraq's WMD or something.

It does seem quite messy, but I bet it didn't hurt long...

Sassyass 04-14-2003 10:22 AM

Does liquefied chicken make good fertilizer?

Yo Adrian 04-14-2003 10:24 AM

I guess it all depends whether the farmers were having a blast feeding the chipper or not :1orglaugh

DirtyDanza 04-14-2003 10:35 AM

oh god fucking treehuggers.... there fucking chickens...... throw em all in there......

Backov 04-14-2003 10:38 AM

I don't see how it would be any less humane then killing them in any other way, unless you bored them to death, or had a rooster fuck them to death.

Seriously, is going into a woodchipper painful? I imagine you go "oh shit" and then you're dead, if you're a chicken.

Cheers,
Backov

CrazyNakedChick 04-14-2003 10:42 AM

i grew up on a farm, chippers move fast - they felt nothing.

messy way to go about it though, hahah.

jake2000xp 04-14-2003 10:53 AM

(In a thick Scandinavian Fargo accent) :

"Ya, Ya thats a horrible way to dispose of the chickens ya know Margie"..


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