Now it's illegal to jerk off
 

Seems they want to pass a bill in Texas to make it against the the law for men to masturbate: Texas state rep. proposes fines for masturbation | TheHill

I hope this causes an exodus of masturbating men to leave Texas for California :thumbsup

Good, it's unhealthy and turns people into cuckwires and roochards. Find another way to make a living faggots.

Whatever happened to Republicans wanting less laws & red tape? :1orglaugh

right

i'm right

They can't enforce this

Yes, never.

The legislation introduced by state Rep. Jessica Farrar (D) would impose a $100 civil penalty for "masturbatory emissions" that take place outside of a woman's vagina or a hospital.

Rochard, looks like your team says no to masturbation. So be a good little democrat, and don't play with yourself :1orglaugh

Proposal "in satire" by a Democrat - trying to draw a parallel to abortion and masturbation.
You know, like that old shitty joke
"if abortion is murder then masturbation is manslaughter"

It got her some attention. Kudos. Maybe I can get her to help talk about how awesome ethereum is.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh....:1orglaugh

Pure science fiction. Who's going to enforce the law? The Sperm Police?

IF a law like that ever passed, watch the rape statistics shoot thru the roof.

So cumming in a girls mouth, ass or pulling out art the last moment are now criminal offences.

Americans really do vote for the most stupidest people.

Just another anti-gay law in land of the free :upsidedow

As the article says it's not a crime but a civil penalty. Anyways, I just love the US law system :)

Move to Russia. Here is nobody cares if you do it in a woman's vagina or into a man. A private sexual life is private here. Only a fascist state controls sexual life of its citizens.

There are 200 to 300 million sperm in a normal ejaculation, go figure... :stoned

:2 cents:

"In a post on Facebook, Farrar said the measure is meant to highlight laws already on the books that impact women's health.

"Although HB 4260 is satirical, there is nothing funny about current health care restrictions for women and the very real legislation that is proposed every legislative session," Farrar wrote on Facebook. "Women are not laughing at state-imposed regulations and obstacles that interfere with their ability to legally access safe healthcare, and subject them to fake science and medically unnecessary procedures."

i cunt a4d2 jerk off... :(

or actually find my dick... :(

With some luck a wave of puritanism will sweep the nation and porn will soon be illegal once again! :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

No the USA just has a lot of stupid people.

The United States is a consumer and media driven nation. Think about it, their entire economy is driven by making people buy shit they don't need and believe shit that isn't real. Obviously such an environment is going to produce a lot of morons.

in free countries abortion is a non issue....

I will just massage it

Texas is banning wankers, that is surely a good thing

thx good that this in Texas :)

I thought Indiana was a backward state but starting to think Texas is worse. You know it's a felony for a female to own more than 5 dildos in texas?

Let's see how they are going to enforce its law.

Pretty easy to see the asshats that do not actually read, or are incapable of comprehension, got one idiot calling this a Republican thing, and a shitload more talking about enforcement and such.

Go outside people, there's a big wide world out there

I'm guessing some Republican is responsible for this....

See my post directly above yours

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I like this :thumbsup

as the article states several times, the bill was intended to be satirical and intended to draw attention to womens health issues, you gaggle of fucking retards.

Everyone is guilty then.

Oh crap.... where do I go now to pay the fine? :(

FAKE NEWS...its all the libs have left

have to hold the load

Prohibition is great for sales

Ted had a wet dream. A gang of jack-booted police paramilitary thugs subsequently kicked in his door and hauled him away hogtied.

Ted was never seen again.

2081

If your're in Phoenix, I want to buy you dinner. I have no idea who you actually are or what you do, but your GFY persona makes me want to know you.

Wow that is a twist (:

OMG please stop commenting on this forum...you are so stupid. do you even try to get the facts right before commenting? OBVIOUSLY NOT!

a LIBERAL DEMOCRAT proposed this bill to demonstrate the absurdity of the state passing laws that only effect womens health, forcing them to travel far, to do un-needed procedures for a legal right.

i support her bill, specifically for texas...& i think men should recuse themselves from the vote, just like women have a group of men deciding for them how to use their bodies!

god damn you liberals are fucking stupid!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Masturbation is an erotic release and a mental one too. There are so many studies showing it functions as a stress reliever. Plus it helps you understand your own body and your preferences. It's something natural!

Leftwing thinkng style...

That guess would be wrong. :winkwink:

Also, a State Rep introducing a bill and it actually being a law are two very different things.

Especially when it's done as a joke and wasn't serious - but then most people around here couldn't read it or read other comments made by posters here that it was satire

People don't actually read anymore.... just headlines

By spying people through their microwave oven, so avoid jerking off in your kitchen... :stoned