I think I know why so many people get sick ALL the time
 

I'll catch a cold here and there with a cough and runny nose. Maybe twice a year and that's fucking it. I look through twitter and facebook and can't believe the same people getting fucking sick everyfucking week it seems! :mad:

I obsessively compulsively wash my hands. I am always washing my hands. I think most people don't wash their hands enough. I remember working out with my friend and his friend at the gym. Did a big chest and back workout so you're touching all sorts of barbells, dumbbells and machines. We then went to chipotle to eat afterwards and even though I got the bowl, these two got a burrito and I didn't see them wash their hands EWWW

Wash your fucking hands, cucks!

I never get ill. I think it's because I spend a lot of time alone.

People who live *in* their friends probably get ill frequently, because there's always someone to catch it off. I do wash my hands though, so maybe that helps :)

You should just cut your hands off ...

Say it to my face