If You Could Call Your Past Self...
 

What would you tell yourself to do/ not do ?

I'd tell myself not to get THAT tattoo.

And to stay far away from my ex, after hitting it a few times.

And not buy that brand new car until my insurance went back down.

You ?

Pull out!!!!!

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period. everything else would take care of itself from that point on..

Funny you should bring that up, everytime I see that stupid VW commercial I think about it.
If I could call myself in the past I would tell myself

Start linking and partnerprograms in 1996
Say no
Make sure he has a condom

Amen

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Deffinately not to get married!

People actually can get even worst even though you'd lived
with them and seen them burping, farting and scratching!

Relax, it all turns out good.

Not get married to my first wife. Not to have been so generous to the girl I was engaged to before my 2nd wife. (3 Porsche Turbo Cabriolets, - 2 stolen - god was I stupid) and gave her free reign on my Amex card. Not to have done business with many partners over the years.

Ditto