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Juicy D. Links 04-13-2003 07:44 PM

who here has the clap aka chlymidia?
 
?

Funbrunette 04-13-2003 07:45 PM

:disgust

fnet 04-13-2003 07:46 PM

clap is gonnorhea

Fletch XXX 04-13-2003 07:46 PM

im so lucky.

ive never had ANYTHING, no herps, no crabs, no clap nada.

just a hangover.

Juicy D. Links 04-13-2003 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fnet
clap is gonnorhea
really?

Juicy D. Links 04-13-2003 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
im so lucky.

ive never had ANYTHING, no herps, no crabs, no clap nada.

just a hangover.

Fletch u still a virgin?:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DamnGoodRatio 04-13-2003 07:47 PM

Kiddo,

"The Clap" is slang for gonorrhea.

Anyone else remember the seventies? And not from T.V.?

Funbrunette 04-13-2003 07:48 PM

Why are you asking this weird question? I'm not sure i want to know who's got STD's :eek7 Not like anyone would brag about it anyway....

Spunky 04-13-2003 07:48 PM

Didnt you say you had hemmoroids from all that midget anal fisting a week back?

Juicy D. Links 04-13-2003 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Didnt you say you had hemmoroids from all that midget anal fisting a week back?
Preparation H helped it heal

Pipecrew 04-13-2003 07:50 PM

I thought I might of at one point, it was just a bad urinary tract infection, still got that neat stick put in the "fun place"

Fletch XXX 04-13-2003 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks


Fletch u still a virgin?:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

to STDs yes.

Juicy D. Links 04-13-2003 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
I thought I might of at one point, it was just a bad urinary tract infection, still got that neat stick put in the "fun place"
did you have to get hard first or soft when they put it in?

RedShoe 04-13-2003 07:52 PM

I know a guy that got it and then rubbed it in his eyes. It made his all slimy and pussy like dripping yellow ooze.

It's cleared up now, but we still call him Clamidia eyes.

Pipecrew 04-13-2003 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks


did you have to get hard first or soft when they put it in?

haha, I had mine done at like noon, Its really not that bad, I've heard my fair share of horror stories, but it doesnt go in the whole way thankfully, I guess they didnt have an 11" stick :1orglaugh

Funbrunette 04-13-2003 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
I know a guy that got it and then rubbed it in his eyes. It made his all slimy and pussy like dripping yellow ooze.

It's cleared up now, but we still call him Clamidia eyes.

Alright! :throwup That's it for me! I'm going to bed! Bunch of crazy people on this board....lol :thumbsup

escorpio 04-13-2003 07:53 PM

It hurt bad and green stuff ran out my dick.:(

Kanoealoha 04-13-2003 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
im so lucky.

ive never had ANYTHING, no herps, no crabs, no clap nada.

just a hangover.

its always so cute to hear ppl say I never had this or that...haha half the time herpes and warts don't even show up...so you have NO CLUE....food for thought

Lethal 04-13-2003 08:00 PM

I've got a few wierd lumps on my cock, and recently one side of the foreskin has been getting all red and inflamed, and theres been some grey pussy stuff there. I think that last bit might be from too much wanking (and the stuff is leftover cum that I haven't cleaned up) but I'm still worried that I've got some STD from fucking too many whores.... but I haven;t had a checkup.

Cassie 04-13-2003 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
I know a guy that got it and then rubbed it in his eyes. It made his all slimy and pussy like dripping yellow ooze.

It's cleared up now, but we still call him Clamidia eyes.


:throwup


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