Sad Porn
 

It would be cool if they made porn with sad storylines like, "I'm dying of cancer, fuck me in my asshole hard."

Then at the end, the dude is looking for his chick that loves ass loving and her brother is like, "Dude, she died last night (breaks down crying)..."

Then we pull back to a scene of him walking away into the sunset as the credits roll by. Like he never appreciated the ass love he was getting.

I'm thinking that by putting real life sad events like this, more chicks will get into porn and want to watch just to "see what happens" at the end.

We could do a scene with Matt Damon and Minnie Driver:

Minnie: "Just say you never liked doing ass to mouth with me, and I won't bother you again..."

Matt: "I like fucking your sister better."

Minnie: *SOBS HARD*

They're are 1-800 help lines that will help you discuss your problems.

Some of them even let you turn yourself in.

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This is the best thread ever. Dout you agree?

Nah, its funny but you're competing with SpaceDog, lil2rich4u, the Lars Tetens saga, John Travolta, CindySinX, etc. Keep trying.

no wait, even better is after Mike fucks Minnie in the ass and Minnie does an Ass to Mouth on Mike, he says that her sister, Mary, always snowballs the cum back to him. Minnie then breaks down and cries.

Later the next day Minnie dies from her cancer. Mike's at work while this happens. Mary comes over to check on Minnie only to find her dead. Mike comes over after work, and Mike and Mary do some quick anal.

Mary also does the Ass to Mouth, but then snowballs that into Minnie's pussy so that a little piece of Mike and Mary will be buried with her.

At the funeral, a mysterious woman in a dark veil is seen grieving in the back of the crowd. After Minnie's 80lb skeletal body is lowered into it's cold dark grave, and all the people have gone home. Mike and Mary approach the veiled grieving woman.

Mike asks the woman how she new Minnie. The woman replies thru her veil that she is Minnies mother. Mary lifts the veil to see her long lost mother crying. She lowers the veil and they hug each other in a warm embrace. Mike curious to see the mother of the two girls he has been fucking lifts the veil only to find a 50 year old stripper that he used to fuck.

"OH MY GOD!! This is your mother?!?! I used to fuck her like 3 years ago" Mike explained.

Martha, the 50 year old stripper says, "Yes, Michael, I am their mother, and I am also your mother. I left the girls with their uncle, and let a foster family raise you. Fucking you three years ago, was like giving birth all over again. I'm glad we're all back together again. Anyone care for a threesome?"

They all hold hands as they walk away, and the credits roll....






.... you read it here first folks.