My 5 second movie review of Underworld: Blood Wars
 

Kate Beckingsale is still hot. Mkay? Here is a photo of her relaxing at my house.
https://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jih...nsale_nude.jpg

If you have watched previous Underword movies you know of the badass Viktor. He was killed off in a previous movie so they cast another old dood who was great his his role on Game of Thrones but in Underworld Blood Wars he comes off as an old fag.

Viktor:
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/...20130329005405

The guy from Game of Thrones
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...vlhtZtguF3l6Fj

The movie sucked and put me to sleep. They cheaped out on this one don't bother watching it. You are welcome!

I've seen every underworld in theaters, and so far they're all sleepers.
Why do I continue to watch?

Hope... just hope

Her pussy is smaller, much much smaller, much tighter.

She wasn't at your house

You can tell by her body type, she's not split wide open like that IRL

I like underworld because kate and evangeline lilly are lookalikes and for some unexplainable reason this makes my cock really really hard...like "I could move my couch with my wood and the couch is on a carpet" hard...

If true, you're the William Shakespeare of GFY.

I just woke her up, showed it to her...she laughed and said it's just another fake.

Fake news...