Ok, so I'm at the supermarket
 

... and I'm getting the regular shit, fried chicken, cold cuts, donuts, chips, tv dinner's etc. I wonder what the cashier thinks when she see's nothing but junk food

bachelor?

Yea, I didn't go to my regular spot... but my regular spot has the cutiest girl. Not sure If I wanna give her a "SweetCutie" card... I think that's to close to home

bachelor with 'sweetcutie' card usually means she wnats a way to end that dead end job..she could be the next melinda..unless she's not cute

she most likely scans so many things all day that if you asked her 30 second after you left what you bought she wouldn't be able to tell you.

Pregnant? Depressed?

Ya, I don't think i would give the girl in the supermarket a "sweet cutie" card, unlesss you want to be sure you never get a date from her..

I always explain...

diapers cause i got a kid

ice cream cause we are expecting another kid

and vodka cause i am the only thing that hasn't changed since i got married

:1orglaugh

I do the same thing. I get the majority of my regular "mealt-type" groceries delivered after ordering online. The boys run out of things like milk, breakfast stuff, quick type foods and munchies way before I'm ready to stock back up. I end up at the grocery store for pop, chips, cereal, microwavable stuff, etc. Oh and then there will be some fresh veggies for salads for me...heheh.