My daughter burnt my house down last night
 

On Minecraft.

I spent at least a couple of hours building it. She built her own. I was pretty proud of it as it was my first time playing and our first time using creative mode.
She decided it was a good idea to place lava at my front door.

The conversation went something like this..

Daughter: I've found some lava
Me: Don't put it by yy front door
Daughter: I can't move it
Me: - Tried to move it
Daughter: You can use it as a decoration
Me: I don't want lava at my front door it will burn my house down
Daughter: Your house can't burn down it's made of bricks
Me - My carpets on fire
Me - My whole living room is on fire
Me - It's moving to the upper floors
Me - It's coming out of the roof
Daughter - Don't worry it was an accident.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

So go set her real life room on fire to teach her a lesson... As long as you have home insurance you can blame it on her and make a nice claim. Then use the claim money to get a nice big TV or something, but dont let her watch it. After a few months of living in a burnt out room, her attitude will have impooved.

As the saying goes... "Spare the flames and spoil the child..."

She deserves a spanking :stoned

LOL that's what happens when they get involved too much :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

well.. better learn now, right? :D

Pockemon and some other games suck

we're voluntarily plugging into the matrix today. can't wait until the machines plug us into the game & they use our bodies as batteries!

Go throw a bunch of chickens into her bedroom when she's not there

Take a dump in her bed.

I think that's already happened, Planet Earth sounds short for PlayNet Earth

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

there was no need to inject your racist beliefs into this thread.

Burn her finger tips with matches. that will teach not to play with fire

You better thank her it was not your real house...