HAHAHAHA! lil2rich4u2 asks for sexual advice on MSNBC.COM
 

http://www.msnbc.com/news/892246.asp?0cv=HA01

"Question: I have an intimate question. I work in the adult industry as a Web designer. I have seen everything there is to see that people do sexually. Day in and day out I work with extreme porn. I?m certain this has dramatically impacted my self-image. After seeing porn stars with their massive penises and control over their orgasms, it has been ingrained in my mind that this is what women want, this is how big a penis should be and this is how long a man should be able to last in bed. With this mindset, the thought of having sex is rather unpleasant and off-putting ? even scary. Because of what I work with every day, I feel I need to match up to what I see. Any advice?"

This would be a really good time for whoever answers his question to sign up for a penis-pill affilliate program.

put away the tape measure! lol break out the yardstick :Graucho

Nah... Meterstick!

his IQ equals the length of his dick

I used to feel that way too. Now I have sex with whores and its much better, they always tell me how big my cock is. I just tell my girlfriend that I'm too tired, but she hasn't been that horny since she has the kid anyway.

I knew I shouldnt have sent that letter to them. :mad: