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Zebra 04-09-2003 08:34 PM

LightspeedCash wants to work with YOU!
 
Booze for 500 webmasters: $4,000
Munchies for 500 webmasters: $500
Party Suites for 3 nights: $1,500
Show Sponsorship: $20,000
Limo for go-kart racing: $700
Stunt Flights: $4,000
6 Models for public photoshoot: $3,000
Paintball for 50 webmasters: $5,000
Damages to Suite: $1,000
Bribing Hotel: $1,000
Bribing the Cops: $1,000

Making webmasters happy: Priceless

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We at LightspeedCash enjoyed getting everyone drunk this past week. We enjoyed giving you a place to hang out when the weather got rather chilly. We enjoyed taking you in stuntplanes, taking you go-kart racing, taking you to shoot other webmasters and leave welts on their flesh :1orglaugh , letting you watch our models get naked and enjoy each other for your pleasure.

Sadly there is one thing that we have not had the pleasure of doing yet with many of you who enjoyed our hospitality: The pleasure of showing you how well our sites convert and how much money that you can make doing business with us.

We spent the time and money to entertain you and make your trip to Phoenix the best it could be. In today's economy fewer companies are putting out like we do and for us to continue to do so we need to receive something back. Your trust.

There is a reason that many of the largest companies in the industry are doing business with LightspeedCash. We make them money! Take the plunge and send enough traffic to us equal what we spent on you in Phoenix (or any of the other many parties we have thrown in the last year). See how your traffic converts for you with our sites. If you are not satisfied then pull the plug after a while. If you ARE satisfied then you have found a new revenue stream that you didn't know about before. We took a chance on spending the money to get your business, now take a chance on us to return the favor. You never know, you might be pleasantly surprised with the results :thumbsup

I've got a ton of biz cards to go thru and lots of people to catch up with regarding things we discussed at the show. If we haven't had a chance to talk you then hit me up, I'd love to talk with you and see if there is something we can do together.

LightspeedCash is not going ANYWHERE but up. If you want to catch a ride with us we are more than happy to have you along.

Lightspeed18 is going into Beta test mode this week and will be open for all affiliates very soon. The site will give access to all of Lightspeed's members areas and will pay webmasters $35 per join. This site should explode very fast and I am currently looking for companies to trade traffic with for it. Let me know if you are interested.

Pointless 04-09-2003 08:38 PM

looks fucken good :thumbsup

jimmy3way 04-09-2003 08:39 PM

$35 per join? I guess all that shit about Lightspeed going down was, as usual, just haters bullshitting.

Fletch XXX 04-09-2003 08:41 PM

:glugglug

Zebra 04-09-2003 08:50 PM

$35 per join on Lightspeed18 is just the beginning. We have PLENTY more planned for the future. Hop on board the Lightspeed train and make the journey to success with us. We'll even let you wear a little conductor's hat!

Anyone who thinks Lightspeedcash is in trouble evidently doesn't know very much. I look at the stats everyday and can say with total certainty we are not hurting :thumbsup

smileygirls 04-09-2003 08:54 PM

suh-weet.:Graucho

JustJen 04-09-2003 08:56 PM

the go cart racing rocked. limo kicked ass. great time... thanks again!!!

Lensman 04-09-2003 08:57 PM

Cool, and nice show. I guess this is your "one-time program announcement" for a $35 per join site.

BigFrog 04-09-2003 08:58 PM

sent you an icq zebra :)

Zebra 04-09-2003 09:07 PM

Lensman - Lightspeed18 is actually 18 sites in one.
We get 17 more announcements right? :1orglaugh

just kidding, just kidding :winkwink:

barryf 04-09-2003 09:13 PM

Thanks Lightspeed for the awesome parties!!!
Let's do some business... wait a minute, we already are!

B

corvette 04-09-2003 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
Cool, and nice show. I guess this is your "one-time program announcement" for a $35 per join site.
Thats just Zebras announcement, every time they get a new employee, they get another "announcement" ;)

I know that Lightspeed takes care of his partners, they make a great point, send them some traffic


and adult.com too

RAM 04-09-2003 09:47 PM

I love you GUYS....!!

RAM 04-09-2003 09:48 PM

Corvett,

Hey next time I'm not well you know feeling so good...I got a good story for ya!!

RAM 04-09-2003 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornkingsJen
the go cart racing rocked. limo kicked ass. great time... thanks again!!!
Hang out by the pool with you was the BEST.
Also thanks for the support on the my quest for you know who !!

pornguy 04-09-2003 10:02 PM

I had to miss that show and really regret it!!!

Are you guys going to the internext in miami??

corvette 04-09-2003 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RAM
Corvett,

Hey next time I'm not well you know feeling so good...I got a good story for ya!!

I wanted to hear it the next night, but alas...

By next time, we will have a few good stories for each other

SleazyDream 04-09-2003 10:04 PM

lightspeed WALKS THE TALK and deserves your business. FEW companies put the kind of investment into industry events nowadays like they do. First Class all the way.

Zebra 04-09-2003 10:04 PM

We will be in Miami for Internext.
Steve will be in Amsterdam at the end of this month.
Richard will be in Mexico next month ( I might also)
Steve and I will be in Montreal in June.

Every trip is a chance to make new business deals and partners. We would be fools to pass up the chance :thumbsup

dirtyone 04-09-2003 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra
Every trip is a chance to make new business deals and partners. We would be fools to pass up the chance :thumbsup
Also a chance to party like rock stars judging by the pic's. :glugglug

PerfectionGirls 04-09-2003 10:36 PM

Man... lots of love from Perfection Girls!!! You guys rock and you can ALWAYS count on us!

Brittany loves ya Steve.. You to Zebra and Rochard! Taylor.... a special love for you hun!

austinth 04-09-2003 10:42 PM

Hell Ya! Looks Great! :thumbsup

Buckfutter 04-09-2003 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra
Paintball for 50 webmasters: $5,000


If that's actually what it cost, you guys got fucking ass raped, HARD.

croif 04-09-2003 10:51 PM

I can't signup with LightSpeed Cash. In the signup form my country isn't there. :(

I live in Romania. Please tell me if there is any chance I can get in!

Thanks. :thumbsup

Socks 04-09-2003 11:00 PM

Seeya in Amsterdam!

Groove 04-09-2003 11:22 PM

Zebra you've got mail :)

LAJ 04-09-2003 11:28 PM

Rock on LIGHTSPEED!!!

fiveyes 04-09-2003 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by corvett


Thats just Zebras announcement, every time they get a new employee, they get another "announcement" ;) ...

So much for employee turnover being a bad thing.:Graucho


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