My mother called me a son of a bitch...
 

So I hit her, because no one can call my mom a bitch. Then I hit myself, because no one can hit my mum. Then she hit me, because no one can hit her son. And then she hit herself, because NO ONE can hit her son. Then I hit her. because no one can hit my mum. I hope we'll solve this when father gets home...

what confused you? )

What made her to say that to you?