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  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94161
    #1

    "Hardon IOU" ...

    My last date fortunately (almost miraculously I dare to say) ended up in casual sex. But unfortunately, and paraphrasing Macbeth's hungover porter, alcohol hindered my performance. I'm thinking of sending the poor girl a debit note for an erection. Ever tried that kind of dumb shit after failed sex?
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    • Look Chang
      Voyeur
      • Sep 2010
      • 3697
      #2
      I do not see why she would refuse such a rare and generous gesture...

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        • PornDiscounts-V
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2003
          • 5745
          #3
          You might say... It wasn't you, it was Jim Beam. I'd like to show you by taking you out properly and properly ending the night, if you so desire, not that I enjoy waiting, you are fucking h.a.w.t! But I want to show you the date we should have had and I think you deserve it. Do I?
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            • CaptainHowdy
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 94161
              #4
              Originally posted by vvvvv
              You might say... It wasn't you, it was Jim Beam. I'd like to show you by taking you out properly and properly ending the night, if you so desire, not that I enjoy waiting, you are fucking h.a.w.t! But I want to show you the date we should have had and I think you deserve it. Do I?
              You're a gentleman ...

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                • mineistaken
                  See signature :)
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 29656
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Look Chang
                  I do not see why she would refuse such a rare and generous gesture...


                  Op, whats was the story, why miraculously?

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                    • Bladewire
                      StraightBro
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 56220
                      #6
                      "Hey! It's not me calling, it's my boner, and he wants to meet you. You free tonight?"


                      Skype: CallTomNow

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                        • CaptainHowdy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94161
                          #7
                          Originally posted by mineistaken


                          Op, whats was the story, why miraculously?
                          Girls in this town are beautiful but close to the amish when it comes to one-night stands ...

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                            • mineistaken
                              See signature :)
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 29656
                              #8
                              Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                              Girls in this town are beautiful but close to the amish when it comes to one-night stands ...
                              So what was the story, how did you manage top get her in da sack

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                                • CaptainHowdy
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 94161
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by mineistaken
                                  So what was the story, how did you manage top get her in da sack
                                  Embarrassing persistence and alcohol.

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                                    • mineistaken
                                      See signature :)
                                      • Apr 2007
                                      • 29656
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                      Embarrassing persistence and alcohol.
                                      Like a man

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                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 94161
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by mineistaken
                                          Like a man
                                          Like a dog in heat.

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                                            • Bladewire
                                              StraightBro
                                              • Aug 2003
                                              • 56220
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                              Like a dog in heat.


                                              Skype: CallTomNow

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