For the next hour I will answer any question you might have
 

As all of you know there have been many rumors that I am dead and my government is no more. This is all a propaganda created by your government and press. As my Information Minister have stated, we have driven all those infidel coalition forces out of Iraq and we have the full control of the country. So if you have any questions now is the time to ask.

How much for exclusive content?

cnn.com is about to start an affiliate program and i wanna be in first!

Saddam, do you shave your balls? Or is that forbiden in the Arab world? Also, do Iraqi women put out, and do their pussys smell due to the lack of soap in your country?

Thanks,

Can someone photoshop Saddam into Party Goat. I need a good on the floor laugh. Thanks!

Dear SENSEX,

Yes I do, I happen to like teabagging women.

good one! :thumbsup

Party Goat was captured today, 5am local time near Basra. He is being tortured and intirigated currently

When you're fucking Lil2Rich's ass...does he whimper like a little bitch?

Loved you in South Park

are you going to be playing the father of the Olsen twins in the remake of escape to Witch Mountain????

also are you going to be doing songs of praise with anne murray I understand you have a big following in Canada now

:(

Are you still in pain :1orglaugh

Also is it true that KB will be doing the marketing for your new uncensored

"Regimes gone Wild"

or the Dictators Spring Beak in Baghdad with Snoopaziz Dogglah

If you need any extra $$ to rebuild your empire, we pay top dollar for high quality middle eastern gay bukaki content! Older distinguished looking, moustached dictators encouraged to apply!

:Graucho :Graucho :Graucho

No. But I was offered to participate in "Dictator Death Match".

Saddam... what does "intirigated" mean?

Can I book your minister of Information for my stand up comedian show ?

Do you enjoy beef jerky?

Saddam Am i not the biggest guido you have ever seen?

You are going to do well with your wheel.....of.........torture

"Saddam I would like to buy a warhead please"

What is a Guido??

If you need a place to crash, you can have my couch, but only for a couple of days, and you gotta lay off of that crank. Any you can't use my moustache comb like you did last time.