Looking for penguin or polar bear jokes
 

Do you know a good one?
Please post here, my friend is leaving to a cold place and I want to give him some jokes before he leaves.

Thanks

An ice-bear family is sitting on an iceberg.

"Mum, who is my father?" asks the young ice-bear.
"Don't be stupid. It's the ice-bear sitting right there!" mum replies.

"Mum, who was my grandfather?"
"It's your fathers dad. He was a great ice-bear!"

"Mum, who was my great grandfather?"
"Son, you come from a very long line of great ice-bears. Why are you asking?"

"Because i'm bloody cold!"

Ask Labret. I'm sure if anyone has good jokes it's that guy.

A penguin had to take his car for engine repair. The mechanic told the penguin to leave his car with him for about two hours, to find out whats wrong. The penguin goes across the street to a grocery store, climbs into a freezer and ate vanilla ice cream. When the two hours was up the penguin went back to the garage to find out what happened to his car. When the penguin entered the garage, the mechanic looked at him and said, "Looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin replied, "NO way, thats vanilla ice-cream!"

Thanks