I'm hiring a receptionist.
 

If you're in NJ, look fantstic, and want to work in great surroundings in class A office space, good salary and benefits, drop me an email.

do i have to make you coffee?

He forgot to say "Males Only"

You have to be more specific. "Twinks only."

would I have to sit on your lap and take dictations?

no, wawa does it for me.

settle down woman.

that would leave you out. :)

if selected, yes.

your lube or mine?
;-))

hey now, I was only looking out for you.
I want to make sure you get the right man for the job.

Sorry...I don't like Jersey very much.

the man needs to have boobs, nice legs, nice ass, and be able to use the phone. :)

heaven help shim

so now we're getting down to it... you're looking for a tranny.
all you had to do was specify.

12clicks, I'll consider it but only if I can borrow your tutu on occasion. :Graucho

now THAT is fucking funny. :1orglaugh

don't tease me like that.

What about a muslim tranny? haha

if you post an ad on craigslist boston you'll find a smart tart.

Are you saying being a hairy, 6'3 fat bastard excludes me from the twink category?! I'm hurt!

come on girls, don't be shy. I'm only a prick on the boards.

12clicks - let the ladies know what the job entails.

Wish I could help ya out...but as you can see, I'm busy with my present job...
:winkwink:

http://www.toonerotica.com/lady_pot.jpg

HUGS!

I think there is an Evil Dictator out of work.....could probably get the job done.



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Jim, I still have my job. what are you talking about? :Graucho

I need a receptor for my scepter too...

isn't this thread old?

Sounds like just the job for me!

Sorry, did you say Asian Twinks?

:thumbsup

I just sent her over.

http://www.afmc.wpafb.af.mil/HQ-AFMC...apr/womack.jpg

she looks,...........er. competent.

Lens, when did you fire the receptionist? I liked her...notice the poop stained middle finger...

http://www.premierepussy.com/images/raquel.jpg
like this? :1orglaugh

no man hands. :1orglaugh

Shit, you really are a picky bastard LOL