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  • Smack dat
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2016
    • 4613

    #1

    What's the most amount of cash you held in your hand at one time?

    I have a few answers:

    The real: Had about 8k to buy a car

    The dream: Found about 1/2 a mil in a suitcase by the river.

    The troll: I once found a wallet it had 25 bucks in it.
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133986

    #2
    In before all the ballers start waving their dicks

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    • yuu.design
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      • Mar 2006
      • 25924

      #3
      around 85k to buy my appartment
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      • Smack dat
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        • Jul 2016
        • 4613

        #4
        Originally posted by yuu
        around 85k to buy my appartment
        Why would you withdraw or however the fuck have 85k in cash? Or right, Yuu are from Estonia or some poor ass place right and it's 85k in krone, equivalent to about 4000USD - am i about right?

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        • yuu.design
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          • Mar 2006
          • 25924

          #5
          Originally posted by Smack dat
          Why would you withdraw or however the fuck have 85k in cash? Or right, Yuu are from Estonia or some poor ass place right and it's 85k in krone, equivalent to about 4000USD - am i about right?
          I'm from Argentina, and was 85k dollars. so, you are not right

          Why i have that money in my hands and not in a bank ? i do not trust on banks, thats all
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          • CaptainHowdy
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            • Dec 2004
            • 94727

            #6
            Originally posted by Smack dat
            Why would you withdraw or however the fuck have 85k in cash? Or right, Yuu are from Estonia or some poor ass place right and it's 85k in krone, equivalent to about 4000USD - am i about right?
            Realtors in Argentina take cash only.

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            • Bladewire
              StraightBro
              • Aug 2003
              • 56228

              #7
              Originally posted by yuu
              I'm from Argentina, and was 85k dollars. so, you are not right

              Why i have that money in my hands and not in a bank ? i do not trust on banks, thats all
              You live in a beautiful country so lucky!


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              • Smack dat
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                • Jul 2016
                • 4613

                #8
                Originally posted by yuu
                I'm from Argentina, and was 85k dollars. so, you are not right

                Why i have that money in my hands and not in a bank ? i do not trust on banks, thats all
                Use bitcoin or something then

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                • yuu.design
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                  • Mar 2006
                  • 25924

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Smack dat
                  Use bitcoin or something then
                  i'll keep this in mind next time ...
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                  • Mediamix
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                    • Sep 2013
                    • 3228

                    #10
                    Not going to write that here...
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                    • kane
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                      • Aug 2001
                      • 20684

                      #11
                      I used to go to storage unit auctions which are all cash auctions and you can't leave to get cash and come back so most people take as much as they are willing to spend that day with them. On several occasions, I had $5K cash on me. I always felt nervous walking around with that kind of cash in my pocket, especially on the days where there were several auctions around the city.

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                      • matuloo
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                        • Apr 2002
                        • 441

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Smack dat
                        Why would you withdraw or however the fuck have 85k in cash? Or right, Yuu are from Estonia or some poor ass place right and it's 85k in krone, equivalent to about 4000USD - am i about right?
                        It was very common in my country too, I bought a couple apartments the same way couple years ago, 70k eur changed hands in case of the most expensive one. Everyone wanted cash, until they banned it by law and any sum above 5k has to go through a bank.
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                        • escorpio
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                          • Oct 2002
                          • 23487

                          #13
                          25k. Am I still a baller if it wasn't mine?
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                          • ilnjscb
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                            • Jun 2009
                            • 8972

                            #14
                            60k for a vendor payment - still cry about that. Back in the day you could get out as much as you wanted, I've held 25k many times. Now though, way less cash is used. There is literally nothing like that feeling. well, I guess if you are carrying gold.

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                            • ErectMedia
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                              • Aug 2004
                              • 7100

                              #15
                              130k

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                              • Bladewire
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                                • Aug 2003
                                • 56228

                                #16
                                Originally posted by ErectMedia
                                130k
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                                • Struggle4Bucks
                                  Sieg Hi!
                                  • May 2011
                                  • 3615

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Smack dat
                                  What's the most amount of cash you held in your hand at one time?
                                  Does my ass count too? You simply can't walk through Customs with 100K in your hands...
                                  Half troll half amazing!

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                                  • Rochard
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                                    • Dec 2001
                                    • 75733

                                    #18
                                    Cash? $5k.

                                    One time we had a Lightspeed partner fly into town to do some business with us, and I wanted to impress him. We both had a "thing" for the Lightspeed girl, who just happened to work as a stripper. I pulled out $5k mostly in flash money.

                                    So were there at the strip club and I asked this girl "how much for one night of anything I want"? She said $5k and I pulled out $5k on the spot. The look on her face was fucking priceless.
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                                    • mineistaken
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                                      • Apr 2007
                                      • 29656

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by kane
                                      I used to go to storage unit auctions which are all cash auctions and you can't leave to get cash and come back so most people take as much as they are willing to spend that day with them. On several occasions, I had $5K cash on me. I always felt nervous walking around with that kind of cash in my pocket, especially on the days where there were several auctions around the city.
                                      Why nervous? How often are you being robbed?
                                      Unless you claim that robbers would target more than usual people during auction days in hopes to get lucky That would increase your chances for getting robbed from 0.00000001% to 0.00000003%

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                                      • mineistaken
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                                        • Apr 2007
                                        • 29656

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Struggle4Bucks
                                        Does my ass count too? You simply can't walk through Customs with 100K in your hands...
                                        The question is not how much cash you brought across international borders

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                                        • mineistaken
                                          See signature :)
                                          • Apr 2007
                                          • 29656

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Rochard
                                          Cash? $5k.

                                          One time we had a Lightspeed partner fly into town to do some business with us, and I wanted to impress him. We both had a "thing" for the Lightspeed girl, who just happened to work as a stripper. I pulled out $5k mostly in flash money.

                                          So were there at the strip club and I asked this girl "how much for one night of anything I want"? She said $5k and I pulled out $5k on the spot. The look on her face was fucking priceless.
                                          So did you pay or pussied out?
                                          ps: only a moron would pay that.

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                                          • pimpmaster9000
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                                            • Dec 2011
                                            • 26732

                                            #22
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                                            • kane
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                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 20684

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by mineistaken
                                              Why nervous? How often are you being robbed?
                                              Unless you claim that robbers would target more than usual people during auction days in hopes to get lucky That would increase your chances for getting robbed from 0.00000001% to 0.00000003%
                                              I was nervous for a couple of reason. First, the auctions were advertised and people knew about them so a person could easily follow you and rob you if they wanted. Second, some of the neighborhoods we went to for these auctions were kind of sketchy and you had to park away from the facility. I never had any trouble and was never even in anything I would consider danger, but still, it just isn't normal for me to carry that kind of cash on me so it made me a little nervous.

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                                              • Struggle4Bucks
                                                Sieg Hi!
                                                • May 2011
                                                • 3615

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                So did you pay or pussied out?
                                                ps: only a moron would pay that.
                                                read again...

                                                Originally posted by Rochard
                                                I asked this girl "how much for one night of anything I want"?
                                                He paid her 5k to pick him up a pizza around the corner...
                                                Half troll half amazing!

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                                                • Struggle4Bucks
                                                  Sieg Hi!
                                                  • May 2011
                                                  • 3615

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                  The question is not how much cash you brought across international borders


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                                                  • NoWhErE
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                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                    • 10583

                                                    #26
                                                    Around $3.1 million in cash and chips.

                                                    I used to work as a cashier in a Casino and had shifts in the main bank. My float was around 3.1 million on an average shift. At the end of the day, you'd count it all out and lock it away until next morning.
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                                                    • MainManRay
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                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                      • 154

                                                      #27
                                                      Check my avatar, Theres $100k there which I carried through customs in a bag much to the delight of the scanner operator....I had an invoice so all legit baby.

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                                                      • onwebcam
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                                                        • Oct 2005
                                                        • 27689

                                                        #28
                                                        Have to keep cash on hand for my business. Not disclosing how much.

                                                        Oddly enough, your dream came true for my aunt. Kind of anyway. She was working for a security company that patrolled an area along the river downtown. She came across a dead body and $1 million in cash. Crazy bitch turned the shit in.
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                                                        • Rochard
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                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                          • 75733

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                          So did you pay or pussied out?
                                                          ps: only a moron would pay that.
                                                          I am married. And I would never pay for sex. (Why pay for something that is free?)
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                                                          Brooklyn, NY

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                                                          • dillfly2000
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                                                            • Mar 2012
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                                                            #30
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                                                            • Markul
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                                                              • Dec 2007
                                                              • 12403

                                                              #31
                                                              Around USD 1,800,000 when I worked in retail - before the credit card took over and cash was king. Too bad it wasn't my money, but hey, I was 17
                                                              But.... I pulled out...

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                                                              • davidCRM
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                                                                • Nov 2016
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                                                                #32
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                                                                • Paul Markham
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                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                  • 52942

                                                                  #33
                                                                  $200,000 to buy the house. The seller was deep into debt with mafia owned casinos and needed cash. Hired a bodyguard to escort me.



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                                                                  • kane
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                                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                                    • 20684

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Markul
                                                                    Around USD 1,800,000 when I worked in retail - before the credit card took over and cash was king. Too bad it wasn't my money, but hey, I was 17
                                                                    LOL. When I was 17 I had a part time job at a small store and the owners were so paranoid they barely trusted me to handle $150.

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                                                                    • romeo22
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                                                                      • Mar 2008
                                                                      • 23350

                                                                      #35
                                                                      100$ bill when i paid my neighbor pussy

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                                                                      • asklaurine
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                                                                        • Dec 2014
                                                                        • 25

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Nice tread here. I got about 10k for 5 hours

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                                                                        • Daniel BongaCash
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          About 1kk $ but in was in a dream
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                                                                          • Markul
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                                                                            • Dec 2007
                                                                            • 12403

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by kane
                                                                            LOL. When I was 17 I had a part time job at a small store and the owners were so paranoid they barely trusted me to handle $150.
                                                                            It was pretty crazy tbh, we had to take the money over to the bank - it was right next door and we only had to cross a parking lot. We put the moneybags in regular grocery bags and then drove them over in a shopping trolly. I remember thinking that if anyone knew, they could easily drive up in a van, snatch the cash and get away easy.

                                                                            5 years later I come home from the army and see that it did not work like that anymore lol, but that's a whole different story
                                                                            But.... I pulled out...

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                                                                            • kane
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                              • 20684

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Markul
                                                                              It was pretty crazy tbh, we had to take the money over to the bank - it was right next door and we only had to cross a parking lot. We put the moneybags in regular grocery bags and then drove them over in a shopping trolly. I remember thinking that if anyone knew, they could easily drive up in a van, snatch the cash and get away easy.

                                                                              5 years later I come home from the army and see that it did not work like that anymore lol, but that's a whole different story
                                                                              Reminds me of a job I had years ago when I worked for Radio Shack in the late 80's early 90's. There was a guy at one of the stores who had a good day in cash sales (most people paid with a card) so there was about $2,500 in cash and he had to make the bank drop that night. He pulled into the bank parking lot, got a hatchet out of his trunk and hacked the deposit bag open. He then smashed his face into the wall a few times to cut himself then walked over and used the payphone to call 911. When the police arrived he told them he was mugged and the people that mugged him stole the cash. The problem is that he didn't see the guy across the parking lot who saw the whole thing, thought he was a crazy person who had robbed someone and called 911 himself.

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                                                                              • MiamiBoyz
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                                                                                • Oct 2012
                                                                                • 6690

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Bladewire
                                                                                You live in a beautiful country so lucky!
                                                                                You saying America IS SHIT? Fucker?

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                                                                                • Eliza Miller
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                                                                                  • Nov 2016
                                                                                  • 77

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Struggle4Bucks



                                                                                  He paid her 5k to pick him up a pizza around the corner...
                                                                                  Oh, wow! That easy? Pizza anyone?
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                                                                                  • Markul
                                                                                    Likes Pie
                                                                                    • Dec 2007
                                                                                    • 12403

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by kane
                                                                                    Reminds me of a job I had years ago when I worked for Radio Shack in the late 80's early 90's. There was a guy at one of the stores who had a good day in cash sales (most people paid with a card) so there was about $2,500 in cash and he had to make the bank drop that night. He pulled into the bank parking lot, got a hatchet out of his trunk and hacked the deposit bag open. He then smashed his face into the wall a few times to cut himself then walked over and used the payphone to call 911. When the police arrived he told them he was mugged and the people that mugged him stole the cash. The problem is that he didn't see the guy across the parking lot who saw the whole thing, thought he was a crazy person who had robbed someone and called 911 himself.
                                                                                    haha that's awesome, I bet they also had cameras. I mean every single ATM has a camera at least in my country, most people don't know this but every time a pin is entered it takes a picture of the person entering it
                                                                                    But.... I pulled out...

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                                                                                    • NewNick
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                                                                                      #43
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                                                                                      • CurrentlySober
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                                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                                        • 38940

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        About 57 pence... I saved up...


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                                                                                        • kkkkkk
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                                                                                          • Dec 2005
                                                                                          • 1628

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          $1,300,000,000

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                                                                                          • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                            • Dec 2004
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                                                                                            #46

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                                                                                            • cocksucker mcgee
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              $10 to buy you're mommies asshole for hour

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                                                                                              • mineistaken
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                                                                                                • Apr 2007
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by asklaurine
                                                                                                Nice tread here. I got about 10k for 5 hours
                                                                                                whoring?

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                                                                                                • HowlingWulf
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                                                                                                  • Nov 2001
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  A little over $13k walking out of the Foxwoods casino.
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