A Cheap Fun Game to play on the toilet (PIC)
 

http://i.imgur.com/X3pVE3r.png

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Not quite as sick as you were expecting eh?

If you have time for putting while shitting, then you're doing it wrong.

https://www.citrucel.com/

While we're here...

For as long as I can remember, I always lay down a small layer of toilet paper as a splashguard because a hefty loaf can break the water surface at just the right speed to cause a cold splash -- which sometimes, if the loaf opened the sphincter wide enough -- will squirt right up into the poop chute a milisecond before it closes. About 99.99% of the time I have that splashguard.

Anyone else practice this?

Sometimes I drop a daisy cutter that rips cleanly through the paper, and no splash is created. Just like a brown, smelly Greg Louganis.

i make planes from tp
or count tiles on the walls.

Tiles eh? Them some fancy holes you shittin' in :thumbsup