Damn it feels good to be a gangster
 

I love the movie Office Space...it speaks to me on so many levels:


Damn it feels good to be a gangster
A real gangster ass ****** plays his cards right
A real gangster ass ****** never runs his fucking mouth
Cause real gangster ass ******s dont start fights
And ******s always got a high kep
Showing all his boys how we shot him
But real gangster ass ******s dont flex nuts
Cause real gangster ass ******s know they got them
And everything's cool in the mind of a gangster
Cause gangster ass ******s think deep
Up 3-65 a yo 24-7
Cause real gangster ass ******s dont sleep
And all I gotta say to you
Wanna be, gonna be, cock-sucking, pussy-eating, pranksters
Is when the fire dies down
what the fuck you going to do?
Damn it feels good to be a gangster

Damn it feels good to be a gangster
Feeding the poor and helping out with their bills
Although I was born in Jamaica
Now I'm in the us making deals
Damn it feels good to be a gangster
I mean one that you dont really know
Riding around town in a drop-top benz
Hitting switches in my black 6-4
Now gangster ass ******s come in all shapes and colors
Some got killed in the past
But this gangster here was a smart one
Started living for the Lord and I last
Now all I gotta say to you
Wanna be, gonna be, pussy-eating , cock-sucking pranksters
When the shit jumps off what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a gangster

Damn it feels good to be a gangster
A real gangster ass ****** knows the play
The real gangster ass ******s get the fliest of the bitches
Ask that gangster ass ******, Little Shea
Bitches look at gangster ass ******s like a stop-sign
And play the role of little Ms. Sweet
But catch the bitch all alone, get the digits, take her out
And end up hitting her ass with the meat
Casue gangster ass ******s be the game players
And everything's quiet in the clique
A gangster ass ****** pulls the trigger
And his partners in the posse aint telling off shit
Real gangster ass ******s dont talk much
All you hear is the black from the gun blast
And real gangster ass ******s dont run for shit
Because real gangster ass ******s cant run fast
Now when you and the foo are talking shit, you the shit
Hit the panel and let the mother fucker shank ya
But ******s like myself cant kick back and keep game
Damn it feels good to be a gangster

Now a word from the president:

Damn it feels good to be a gangster
Getting voted into the White House
Everything looking good to the people of the world
But the mafia family is my boss
So every now and then I owe a favor getting there
Like letting a big drug shipment through
And send them to the poor community
So we can bust you know who
So voters of the world keep supporting me
And I promise to take you fair and fua
Other ******s better not upset me
Or I'll send them in troops to die at war
So all you republicans that helped me to win
I'd sincerely like to thank you
Cause now I got the world swinging from my nuts
Damn it feels good to be a gangster

You've been watching Office Space, haven't you?

SpaceAce

PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?

Yeah...it's one of my "guilty pleasures."

"I really wouldn't say I've been missing work, Bob"

I said no salt. NO salt!"

SpaceAce

Watch the movie and then come back when you can get the quote right. This film is a classic, please don't butcher it.

'He took my stapler'

That movie really gets me going again after a long boring day.


'I told him, if they move my desk again I don't know what I'll do'

I really cant watch that movie too much. Makes me want to quit my day job, and I cant afford that yet! :-)

Does anyone know of the movice script online? I can't seem to find it anywhere.

corporate accounts payable nina speaking

just a moment

Whats the name and artist of the track you quoted the lyrics from?

Corvett I am shocked. I can't have anyone at my billing company watch that movie on a regular basis :Graucho

classic movie

i watch it at least once a week..

The song is Geto Boys "Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta"

I can't find the script online either but it's for sale here: http://scriptcity.com/

it came out before i started...sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

:thumbsup That's my all time favorite movie!

Hey! Does anyone know the name of the song in the beginning of the movie when "Michael Bolton" is stuck in traffic? He's rapping to this cool song! :thumbsup

it wasn't Michael Bolton, wtf...... it was that middle eastern guy, Naid Nanashad or whatever.....that's what makes it so funny

that movie has to be one of if not the funiest movies I've ever seen, I love the bit when they take the photocopier into the field and beat the shit out of it.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Uh, no, it was Michael Bolton.

SpaceAce

It was Michael Bolton... the Pakistani guy did breakdance at one point though

"And I could see the squirrels and they were married."

SpaceAce

He also did (sort of) quote a little bit of lyric: "Back up in your ass with the ressurection."

SpaceAce

just decided to put it on. you've got to love the virus scan shit at the beginning of the dvd.

JUST a-moment.

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