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Smack dat 10-17-2016 02:52 PM

How to do this - webmasters - serious!!
 
I am considering making a website for my sister for Christmas.

I will buy domain name and use Wordpress to make some site that has some photos and stuff basically stolen from her Facebook.

BUT!!!

I want to make the entrance EPIC!

So, on crimbo day I want to give her an envelope with a unique identifying code something like nfijdgt3yuhrty663htu5367thgerytyeht5487 which would need to be entered into Google.

This would then bring up her (page).

I then want to make several screens that play out a message with various colour backgrounds.

I was thinking I could get someone off Fiverr to do it with Flash but Flash is dead now isn't it? Is there an alternative that everyone is using instead of Flash?

Anyway, So I will make a message play for maybe 10 screens, perhaps with audio. Few words each screen redirecting after say 5 seconds to the next screen.
After the 10 seconds it would final redirect to the domain homepage which would have a login screen.

Is this idea dumb or what?

How hard is it to do?

Is there an easier option?

SBJ 10-17-2016 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 21228883)

I want to make the entrance EPIC!



I then want to make several screens that play out a message with various colour backgrounds.


Is there an easier option?


just do this! it will have the same effect but much cheaper :2 cents:



Google Expert 10-17-2016 03:59 PM

Just grab her by the pussy

Spunky 10-17-2016 05:19 PM

It will never work

NatalieK 10-17-2016 05:49 PM

Most people prefer to do things like webpages & updating their facebook because it's for them...

Knowing my sisters, preference is clothing. A new top, a hat, or something she can wear. I bet if you asked her, like most sisters, she would prefer money. The ideal gift for everyone :2 cents:

ErectMedia 10-17-2016 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Muad'Dib (Post 21229036)
Just grab her by the pussy

:1orglaugh

hdbuilder 10-18-2016 09:02 AM

good luck, just give her a big kiss on the cheeks

Smack dat 10-18-2016 09:32 AM

So if I wanted to make a fullscreen landing page what would be the best way yo do it?


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