Wow, that's one tough son of a bitch
 

I've got Cops on the TV while I'm working. I look over and I see this guy that looks like he just stepped out of a slasher movie; he's got an enormous gauze turban <B>two inches thick</B> wrapped around his head. Every visible inch of this guy is covered in a mixture of fresh and dried blood. His shirt is soaked - I mean <B><I>soaked</I></B> - with blood. It looks like he dipped his shirt in a bucket of red paint. This man also has a bunch of gauze wrapped around his middle and a big thick patch of gauze taped to his stomach that is also soaked clear through with blood. As he gets up to take off his shirt so the paramedics can keep working on him he's smiling and bullshitting with the medics. I mean, this guy is grinning and acting like the cops and medics are a bunch of old friends over for a night of reminiscing.

Now, the camera is on a cop who is explaining what happened. "What we have is a white male over 40 years old who has been <B><I>stabbed several times in the head</I></B>..." and so on. This is in addition to the hole in this dude's gut. In the meantime, the victim is telling the cops tht he can't roll over on the guys that did this to him. He's saying "I can't give him up. I just can't do that." So, the cops ask him what caused all this and the victim says - get ready for this - <B>"We just don't get along"</B>. This guy deserves some kind of prize for understatement and level-headedness. I mean, WTF! He looks like a walking car accident victim and he's smiling and slapping people on the back while blood is oozing out of holes all over his body.

Now, I consider myself to be pretty tough. I'm not afraid of much and I can suck up pain with the best of them, but I think even I might crack just a little under those circumstances. Maybe not while it's happening, but after the adraneline wears off. This guy walked hiimself home, called the cops and sat around waiting for them to arrive, cool as a cucumber. Then when they show up he practically invites them in for drinks. "Ah, hell, come on in boys. Don't worry about these multiple stab wounds and the pint of blood soaking my clothing."

You have to watch out for those skinny white guys.

SpaceAce

haha, if he was stabbed in the fuckin head i'd imagine he isn't thinking quite right.

My favorite was the guy on TLC's trauma that had the knife sticking in his head.

Fucker walked out of the hospital just days later.

Maybe, but he was perfectly coherent and really seemed to have his shit together.

SpaceAce

Here's the story right here:

Crank can dull pain.

Yeah, that's the one where some guy knocked on his door and when he opoened it, the dude just stabbed him right in his fucking melon. The X-Ray is wild, with that HUGE knife going straight down into his skull, LOL.

SpaceAce

I don't think so, he was sober.

SpaceAce

Yep that's the one...about 3 years old now but I have NEVER forgotten it...LOL

My favorite COPS though has to be the one where the car jacker jumps out of the car while it's still in motion starts running and runs directly into a telephone pole.

All you see is the camera follow this guy...smack and he bounces backwards onto the ground...LOL

well its definately cool that it made him change his life, but doesn't quite seem like someone has their shit together if they'd let someone walk free who tried to kill them, and could potentially try in the future.

and stop signin your damn name at the end of your posts, we know you said it by your username ;P

LOL, I don't remember that one but I can think of similar incidents. I've seen one a few times where a drunk driver just bails out on the freeway at 70 miles per hour. He rolls and flops and stuff and ends up not even being injured.

I've seen another one on one of those police chase shows where a car thief loses control of a vehicle in a grassy area and the vehicle flips INSANELY fast and flings the guy out. When the slow it down, you see the guy get flung out of the vehicle, bounce a few times, barely miss getting rolled over by the vehicle and he still survives. It's wild.

SpaceAce

Ah, I forgot to mention. When the cops asked him where all this happened, he said "Well, on the 31st it happened in the parking lot of the store." The cop said "OK, what about this time, today," and the guy says, "yeah, it was the same place."

LOL

SpaceAce
(I've always signed posts, don't think I can break the habit, now :) )

Is that the one where the corvette tries to avoid the 18wheeler and it starts to flip and you see him get tossed?

If you get a chance watch a show called Maximum Exposure...man that shit is fucked up...they do theme shows...lol

The first one I saw was all about breaking bones...dayum!

I don't think that's the same one.

I love Maximum Exposure :thumbsup Max-X is without a doubt the BEST caught-on-tape show there is. The narrator is a riot; "Check out that sweet mullet!" I love their themes. If you do a search for "Maximum Exposure" or "Max-X" combiined with my username, you'll find one or two threads I started. In fact, I think I'll dig up the links :)

SpaceAce

here you go:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...highlight=Maxx
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...highlight=Maxx

SpaceAce

LOL, reminds me of my brother-in-law. Years ago at a disco, some guy gave him grief, so he smacked him around a bit, and the guy left. When my brother-in-law left the building, the guy was waiting for him with a .22. Shot him in the thigh and shoulder before my brother-in-law got to him, ripped the rifle out of his hands, broke it across his kneee, and then beat the guy to a pulp. Went home and went to bed, then went to the doctor next morning.

Yeah the narration is the funniest going on...it's better than that asshole detective who does the world wildest police chases...his past is a bit checkered.

He started off on Cops and then got his own show American Detective, but then that was taken off the air when it was discovered they were staging drug busts.

That show American Detective single handedly did what I could never do, and that is change my father's mind about legalizing pot.

When he saw that asswipe busting guys for a dime bag and telling them..."tag you're it, now you have to tag someone else," only to work through all these individuals to just bust one more guy with a quarter bag..my dad finally realized what a waste of tax payer money we were spending on this shit.

John Bunnell. He's a shifty fuck. When you see him on old Cops episodes you can tell he's a total prick. Also, every third word out of his mouth is some smartass comment about "criminals" and rah-rah "the police rule!" bullshit. I definitely don't like that cocksucker. He's clearly completely brainwashed into the "cops-are-good-everyone-else-is-bad" mentality. I could have a glimmer of respect for him if just once in a while he would show some independent thought but he just spews the same mechanical lines over and over.

SpaceAce

Yep...that's him...man I think we watch this shit a bit too much...LOL

Here you go:
Am I annoying?

Here's the part about his setting up his shows:

Don't forget, though, the law only applies to the little people! John Bunnell can say and do whatever he wants because he's a cop!

SpaceAce

fuck i hate that guy. I don't watch the shows, but sometimes it's on and he just shits me. maybe it's because he looks like he's a white teeth plastic car salesman dick with a shitty self righteuos attitude. actually.. the guy from cheaters is even worse... I swear to god i've only seen one show.

He popped out of the Ttop of an old Vette. That one was sweet.