Where the Texas pimps at?
 

I know there have to be a lot of us in Texas so is there a webmaster conference or something down here or can we get one started or something. What's up?

i went to school briefly in texas, the art department at UT rocks, and in San Marcos South By SOuthwest rocks.


i hate texas for the most part, but had plenty of drunken nights ramblin thought it. from drunk austin parties to dallas industrial hate rock shows.

ive drank in bars from El Paso, to Gruene texas, and Satan Antonio, and blew through Houston more times than i can remember.

from houston to new orleans is like 5 hours, like vegas is from me now.

raisin hell is fun.

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Why exactly do you hate Texas?

What does it take to get more than one response on this fucking board. I know there are people out there from Texas, so what's up?

Texas?

Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy.... and you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.

Do you suck dicks?

That is as old as the crust in your panties.

Texas is one of my favorite states. Only Houston and Austin are worth living in though.

didnt u get unbanned?

i visit houston/the woodlands frequently :winkwink:

I'm in Texas, not anywhere near the top of my list of favorite places...but it works for now.

you need to ask why?

could it be the asshole cops who hate guys like me with long hair?

could it be the fucking 2 am last calls?

could it be the heat?

could it be the lack of any kind of good college radio?

could it be the smell?

could it be the fact every texas frat bar i walked in a got into a fight?

could it be the fact texas sucks ass?

maybe the snake farms are a reason?

maybe the damn mexicasn in san antonio mall ?

maybe because i think Taco Cabana needs to add more cheese?

maybe i dont like those big black crickets that crowd during certain times of the year.

theres tons of reasons to hate texas.

shit the bumpy ride between Houston and New orleans is reason enough, why dont you fucks fix that?

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We need a big ass Texas webmaster conference or something where we can do some real pimpin. Put that bitch right in Crawford, Texas a couple of miles from that pussy George W's crib and pimp it out dirty south style.

Sounds like you got a lot of issues bro. I don't go to frat bars, eat Taco Cabana or listen to college radio so that solves alot of that for me. Yeah there are things that suck about every place and I'm not sold on Texas, every place is pretty much what you make it, you can pimp anywhere even in the middle of nowhere kansas pimpin on a satellite internet connection eating frozen pizza while watching wrestling brother. Just make it happen where ever you are, but we need some conferences or some shit here in Texas.

yeah i got a lot of issues.

hahaha

'Texas is the reason the presidents dead.'

:glugglug

There's a lot of webmasters in H-Town. I think Wizzo from Makin Bacon is now officially the mayor.

Yeah, but when i try to post anything when logged on as MrPheer, it says i dont have permission.

I moved to Las Vegas but i still own a home and 40 acres in Texas so I claim dual citizenship :)

I can agree with both of you...Texas has it's ups and downs. I do have to say, in Texas' defense, Dallas has some really hot chicks. A lot of prissy bitches, but hot nonetheless :)

Why wait for something to happen in Texas? Phoenix isn't that far.

Who cares, you're acting like you're a superstar now that you're in Cali Fletch.

Texas is Texas, don't like it, don't come here, don't live here, but by all means, don't try to pull a superiority complex out of your ass when regarding Texas.

There's a ton of pornmeisters in Tyler, TX. Waaay more than you would think. I believe the infamous hahahahahahaha lives there too.

Texas Porn Pimps Unite! :ak47:

i live there so texas must be okay. :thumbsup

chupacabra is in houston right now..

If its more than an hour away from Austin, I won't be going

There were only two of us that I know of... and I moved out of Tyler three weeks ago.

anyone in the woodlands? its about 30 min away from houston

Superstar?

Just because I talk shit about having broke down in a van in Texas and having cops harrass me for no reason? Even going as far as claiming I was smugglng drugs? When in fact I was not, multiply physically threatening me and claiming i was 'from out of town and wouldnt be missed', and held on the side of the road for 3 hours?

I base my opinion on facts I have been through, you simply go off on me because you dont like me, nothing to do with anything else. In fact, you used to like the fact I went to Southwest, and knew of plenty places through Texas.

Talk shit all you want, I state my opinion, and Mr TexasGlory comes out of nowhere. What happened Drew? You used to come to me for advice now you talk shit? Just because I suffered some bullshit at the hands of texas officials?

Pathetic. You just dont like me, and its funny to watch you show it.

What 'superiority complex' are you talking about?

Again I state my opinion and here come Mr GreatStateOfTexas to claim i have a complex for stating my dislike of the way the roads are between Houston and New Orleans?

Have you driven em lately? Pot holes and bumps a plenty. Dont knock me because your state lacks in city funding of its highways.

You talk shit because I pulled up at a grocery store in the middle of the night driving through while moving and had 5 inch black crickets literally jumping in my vehicle?

You know I speak the truth. Those big black crickets are real, at the H.E.B. in San Anton, near the Mall by that Big cowboy boot.

go ahead mr san anton, make your one line reply.

envy is the only reason you knock the fact i live in cali, why else would you>?

hahah

goodnight drew.




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Shit man, that's half the poplulation in Tyler. Who's left for Green Acre's Sat., Sunday and Wed. church service?

That would be the guy whose name is banned :)

Shrugs... I just feel special that you took time out of your busy night posting pics of beer bottles to quiet, to answer me.

And you used to help me out? In what facet... me giving you design work?

This isn't an intervention, and I'm not here for free therapy Fletch.

I'm sorry that Texas wasn't nice to you, but on numerous occasions you went out of your way to say how much better Cali is than Texas, how all of us are rednecks, and we don't have electricity, etc. etc.

Just pointing that out... Is Amp your alter ego? Both of you obviously let me push your buttons pretty easily.

I don't have to envy you Fletch... because I wouldn't live in Cali over Texas unless I was being paid unbelievably well to do so.

San An is quiet, the traffic isn't bad, and I have actual land here... not an apartment. Apparently there is nothing to do every night in Cali, seeing as how you do nothing but post pics of you drinking by yourself in front of your computer... =)

Cheers.

:drinkup (sorry, no pic)

you obviously need this more than me.

i care not to continue.

indulge yourself, id rather do other things than bicker with you.

:1orglaugh

Like posting kewl pics of corona?

You're one kewl dewd Fletch

your repeated editing of posts shows your absolute infatuation.

id rather rub benzocaine on my nuts than duscuss this further with the board hoppers.

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hey drew you wanna talk about this on the phone?

seriously.

lets see how far you wanna go with this.

wanna talk?

Well that's interesting how this has turned into a fight over Texas vs Cali or an arguement over who likes and doesn't like each other. Fuck it man give it all up Texas and Cali are both pimpin and I've lived in both and loved both of them for many reasons and hated both for other reasons. It's a big world and where you live is what you make of it. Now back to starting a big pimp webmaster conference in Texas. What's up with that?

Hmm... benzocaine...


Warm...

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if i know texas pricks they loooove to talk shit in person.

lets talk homie.

Ill call you right now Drew.

hey can you record it and make an MP3 out of it?

Are we all Texas pricks bro?

no just the ones that prove my point.

i love texas. texas has contributed many great thing to our country.

:glugglug

Hey Digipimp,

You might be on to somethin' here. If I can recall, you're the one that said that you like to jam screw???

Yeah I like Screw, UGK, Geto Boys, Dope House, Swisha House, Lil Flip and many many more. I know I'm onto something, there have got to be a lot of us and we should have our own down south style conference and blow it up.

Phone? No thanks, I'm not a little 17 year old highschool girl... You're not really attracting me with your big toughness.

In person? Sure thing. =)

I'd love to see who it is, hiding behind all of his pictures and bullshit on this board.

My guess, 150lbs 5'6... and albino white. =)

Am I close fletch?

You're worse than Amp, atleast he can stay away after he says he isn't gonna post to me, he's back within 30 min, but... you were back within a few min.

i lovee houston..

When i have so much of your attention why stop?

Seriously.

why not talk tonight?

lets schedule something?

why are you scared?

Lets talk.

Be a man.

cant you say anything you say here to my own ears?

not like im gonna jump through the phone.

i just wanna hear you/.

i wanna hear your Texas acdent.

cmon bitch.

im willing to foot the nickel.

icq me your number.

Be a man?

Talking on the phone is being a man? Show up to a fucking conference...

I fail to see why talking over the phone is being any more of a man than posting on the net.

Remember, you're the one hiding behind noone knowing what he looks like... Not me.

Be a man, post a pic, and show up to a conference. =)

Posting a pic of myself is being a man?

Id say standing by my words would be.

Youve chicken shitted out of more than one chance to prove othwerwise.

convention?

You cant talk now, what makes me think youll talk then?

youre all talk Drew.

if you cant talk your shit to me on the phone youll be nothing in person.

:1orglaugh

You're so scary Fletch, I'll tell you what, I'll charge up my phone, and you can call in an hour.

ICQ me for the #...

Whats it gonna prove? You won't ever show up to see anyone face to face, all it'll prove is that you called me.

There are many many webmasters in Texas..
Im not in Tyler...Im south of Houston..but I ride my Harley thru tyler alot during the summer..some good riding up around N/E Texas...



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youre the one who jumped in the thread talking shit.

ill call you, not the other way around.

ill call you now, why wait an hour?

c'mon i wont give out your number.

i simply want to discuss why you dislike me so.

im not calling to pick a fight.

i want you to justify your actions.

lets hear it.

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