To: Dept. of Homeland Security
 

Dear Sirs,

I am writing to you for further instructions to what the next step is for me to take in protecting my family from possible attacks by terrorists. I have my duck taped:


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..now what? :eek7

Arm yourself.

Buy lamp oil, and dry goods.

Tons of blankets and pennicillin and antiiotics, water and candles.

Dont forget the sharpening stone and the ski-mask.

The time is now.