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quiet 04-01-2003 12:54 PM

Does This Exist!! Doubt it..Wanna Help Create it!
 
I have been searching hi & low..
I can't find it anywhere!
I want it! You need it too!
Help me create it!!

Qualified candidates shall possess strong knowledge & skills in software & web applications development!!

I have the idea..but fear to share!

What do I do to make it happen!!
What is it!! I know what it shall be!
You know you want one too!
Imagine spending LESS time on your computer & making MORE $$$$!

Now,
THE PLAN!!
Who here on this board develops & creates software?

Post this info here..& I will follow w/ more details..
Shall you possess the necessary skills, you shall be sworn to secrecy in WRITING & also sign anti-competition & exclusivity avidavits prior to structure of joint venture partnership of creating product!

Pipecrew 04-01-2003 12:57 PM

500 on spacedog?

quiet 04-01-2003 12:57 PM

OOH..Enquiring minds wanna know

It shall revolutionize the world of TGP as we know it today!!

Candidate(s) selected for development shall also possess strong knowledge of scripting for form functions & behaviors utilizing cgi & hahahahahahahahahaha!

No one's got it..BUT THEY WANT IT!! BAD!!!

Selected candidate(s) shall work together in development via networking & shall not duplicate & or distribute!!

more will follow!

Babaganoosh 04-01-2003 01:01 PM

Sounds interesting.

TDF 04-01-2003 01:02 PM

quiets been using the ocarina too much today...his madness is deafning

MrPopup 04-01-2003 01:02 PM

I'll bring the donuts and coffee.

I'm in.

quiet 04-01-2003 01:02 PM

It may not be possible...But it could be...
Maybe...just maybe!!

And no..it's not a fucking scooter
And no..it's not controlled by your thoughts...But your computer might be able to be programmed that way
imagine thinking of a nice web design and your computer creates your visions right out of your thoughts..Poof..the magic web page maker..version1.0..LOL,,No..but that's not what Im onto!!
Seriously though..
It has to do with autosubmitters

Juicy D. Links 04-01-2003 01:04 PM

Quiet

I am available for stunt cock work

I have references but there sticky

quiet 04-01-2003 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Sounds interesting.
I icq'd w/ armed & hammered about it..
he said he & wad were trying it out w/ russin submitter...

Said there were some problems..I gane some input, but by the time I finished typing he was no longer on icq..so I wait for reply from him...

Anyway..since he & wad already think of doing something similar, I think I'll spill the beans..

OH, and I'm sorry about the exclamation points..

TDF 04-01-2003 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Quiet

I am available for stunt cock work

I have references but there sticky


can you come to cali?

Fletch XXX 04-01-2003 01:06 PM

does it involve dwarves?

Babaganoosh 04-01-2003 01:07 PM

Hit me up again 4445137

quiet 04-01-2003 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
does it involve dwarves?
HAHAHAHA... no.

Here it is..
Don't you hate using an auto submitter EVERY day because the tgp's only allow 2 posts a day!!
What about an autosubmitter that has a built in scheduler..it stores your gallery urls..

You enter..SEVERAL urls ALL AT THE SAME TIME & autosubmit ALL your galleries ONE TIME!!
The program, because it has a built in scheduler will autosubmit the required galleries as required..

example..
TGP#1 only allows 2 per day,
but TGP#2 allows as many as you want..
This submitter will submit ALL your galleries to TGP#2, but will only submit 2 to TGP#1 & the next day, will submit the following next two galleries & so on until all your gallerie have been submitted to that TGP..& goes so on throughout the rest of list of tgps in program..
Furthermore..There shall be a built in checker..to check the status of your galleries being listed in those tgps..shall one or more galleries be bumped out..It shall automatically RE submit those missing galleries..

In effect...You'd have to do nothing..
JUST ONCE..enter all your contact info..several gallery urls..and your done..the program will do all the work for you..

Of course you will need remote wake up..
This way, if your puter is off, the program will wake it up & start doing it's job..

CAN IT BE DONE???

HS-Trixxxia 04-01-2003 01:08 PM

*knew I should have studied programming*

quiet,
Please tell me you'll set up your new company in Montreal ;-)

kong 04-01-2003 01:09 PM

quiet, hit me up icq 96944506

We have been developing an autosubmitter in house for months... dont know if it will go along with what you have in minde or not

Nysus 04-01-2003 01:09 PM

I spilled some beans a few weeks ago ... what a mess. :)

Cheers,
Matt

421Fill 04-01-2003 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
500 on spacedog?
Verbatim

Rictor 04-01-2003 01:11 PM

A better mouse trap?

quiet 04-01-2003 01:12 PM

Sorry guys, my icq is acting up ever since fucking macromedia up and crashed a couple of minutes ago!!

Damn It..Fucking Macromedia...
I spent last 2 hours on a design in Dreamweaver, so the fucking peice of shit to crash..Now all that work is GONE...Fucking peice of shit was set to auto save..BULLSHIT!!!
Nothing got saved..I'm fucking pissed..Every time I paste forms in dreamweaver, the fucker crashes..I fucking give up...

MetaMan 04-01-2003 01:12 PM

i have this new pill thats a dinner in 1 pill!
all u have to do is take it rectaly,
and it costs $5 to make,

AFRICA will be saved!

im looking for fags and numbnuts to test it out,

i cant say the ingredients but EVERYONE WANTS IT!

Damian_Maxcash 04-01-2003 01:14 PM

Gallery Submitter is a free service that has done it already.....

thats if I am understanding you Quiet

http://free.gallerysubmitter.com/?ref=ljb30nz

quiet 04-01-2003 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
i have this new pill thats a dinner in 1 pill!
all u have to do is take it rectaly,
and it costs $5 to make,

AFRICA will be saved!

im looking for fags and numbnuts to test it out,

i cant say the ingredients but EVERYONE WANTS IT!

Hey..Fuck off..
I didnt write the program for Dreamweaver..So, how is it my fault that the fucker crashed..Hmm..Oh yeah..I'm real fucking stupid for spending $300+ for a peice of shit software that crashes whenever form behaviors & actions are pasted onto a page???
But I do admit it was real fucking stupid to forget to save my work before the crash happened..DOH..It's been a long day..

dantheman 04-01-2003 01:18 PM

sounds like it's beer time for someone :glugglug

quiet 04-01-2003 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dantheman
sounds like it's beer time for someone :glugglug
Look... I just got an idea for a program..that's all..That's it..just an idea..I just wanted to find out if anyone could help develop that idea..I know jack shit about software development..hence the post of reqeust someone who can do it?!..

I just had an idea..that's all..!
If I was loaded with cash & could create software all on my own..i certainly wouldn't seek partners via BBS..I'd go to monster.com or jobs.com or something..heck..I'd recruit at M.I.T...

Fletch XXX 04-01-2003 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dantheman
sounds like it's beer time for someone :glugglug
Its the Corona Virus, it hits me every morning.

:glugglug

MattO 04-01-2003 01:24 PM

scheduling is easy

p00p 04-01-2003 01:24 PM

I used a search engine submission program that did the same thing. It took time to set up, but once set up ran in the background for months on end, doing daily sumbmission in accordance to each search engines settings. Unfortunately 95% of the search engines it sumbitted to are dead.... :sadcrying

Mutt 04-01-2003 01:52 PM

quiet?

is this really quiet posting ...............cuz it sounds nothing like quiet, very atypical of quiet's style of posting and it is April Fool's Day.

i think for today quiet's name should be changed to 'noisy' :1orglaugh

FATPad 04-01-2003 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


Hey..Fuck off..
I didnt write the program for Dreamweaver..So, how is it my fault that the fucker crashed..Hmm..Oh yeah..I'm real fucking stupid for spending $300+ for a peice of shit software that crashes whenever form behaviors & actions are pasted onto a page???
But I do admit it was real fucking stupid to forget to save my work before the crash happened..DOH..It's been a long day..

HAHAHAHA

I remember that thread.

rdunn404 04-01-2003 01:56 PM

quiet=TheFly today?

flashfreak 04-01-2003 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


Its the Corona Virus, it hits me every morning.

:glugglug

thanks, I just remembered about my Carlsberg waiting in the refrigerator...

Serge Litehead 04-01-2003 01:59 PM

quiet, when you get time icq me 13715022

Libertine 04-01-2003 02:00 PM

This can be done quite easily, no need to use a desktop app for this either. Hell, with relatively little effort you could code something that can do this which only requires you to upload content and gallery templates.

OnTime 04-01-2003 02:01 PM

WTF? LOL

iroc409 04-01-2003 02:02 PM

anything is possible. :glugglug

Martin 04-01-2003 02:04 PM

What kind of drug you on bro?

NineNine 04-01-2003 02:05 PM

Already wrote it for myself in VB. But good idea, though!

Fletch XXX 04-01-2003 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flashfreak

thanks, I just remembered about my Carlsberg waiting in the refrigerator...

just one?

I have a oldschool red cop-light on the top of my fridge that starts spinning when my beer count gets down to the last six pack.

:glugglug

hybrid 04-01-2003 02:12 PM

One thing to think about...The e-mails you have to manually verify...?

gornyhuy 04-01-2003 02:17 PM

quiet... TGP Wizards already has that function built in.
But I'm in anyway... I'll code to your heart's delight.

hit me up!

gornyhuy 04-01-2003 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hybrid
One thing to think about...The e-mails you have to manually verify...?
Tgpwizards also has an auto confirmation engine for the emails.

Libertine 04-01-2003 02:20 PM

Doesn't TGSW do this as well?

Sassyass 04-01-2003 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
Sorry guys, my icq is acting up ever since fucking macromedia up and crashed a couple of minutes ago!!

Damn It..Fucking Macromedia...
I spent last 2 hours on a design in Dreamweaver, so the fucking peice of shit to crash..Now all that work is GONE...Fucking peice of shit was set to auto save..BULLSHIT!!!
Nothing got saved..I'm fucking pissed..Every time I paste forms in dreamweaver, the fucker crashes..I fucking give up...

Dreamweaver MX is great.. what a time saver.
Beats the crap out of notepad and Visual studio

Pipecrew 04-01-2003 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
quiet?

is this really quiet posting ...............cuz it sounds nothing like quiet, very atypical of quiet's style of posting and it is April Fool's Day.

i think for today quiet's name should be changed to 'noisy' :1orglaugh

haha, these are all old posts of Spacedog not Quiet, everything he posts is what spacedog use to say haha, fuck, spacedog was great

X37375787 04-01-2003 07:48 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


[IMG]http://***********/SPACEDOG.gif[/IMG]

L0stMind 04-01-2003 08:06 PM

Memories.....

quiet 04-01-2003 08:19 PM

I am so fucking happy

Last night I was redesigning my site..
I rated & listed with filter programs & did quite a few SE submitting & submitting to links lists..AND HOLY SHIT!!

For the last week or two I've been getting no more than 1500 uniques a day..
Now all of a sudden I'm averaging that PER HOUR!! What the fuck happened? Not that I'm complaining..But SWEET JEEEZUS

stocktrader23 04-01-2003 09:39 PM

Best thread of the fucking year. :1orglaugh

Some people are clueless.

X37375787 04-01-2003 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
I am so fucking happy

Last night I was redesigning my site..
I rated & listed with filter programs & did quite a few SE submitting & submitting to links lists..AND HOLY SHIT!!

For the last week or two I've been getting no more than 1500 uniques a day..
Now all of a sudden I'm averaging that PER HOUR!! What the fuck happened? Not that I'm complaining..But SWEET JEEEZUS


omfg, I remember actually reading that post. :1orglaugh


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