Hallucinatory Cake...
 

I was real fucking hungry before I went to bed at 2:30 in the morning....about two hours ago.

I decided to eat a small peice of cake that was out in the kitchen, and half a glass of milk.

I fell asleep for 2 hours only to be awakened by the strangest fucking dream ever. It was disgusting. So, I wake up a bit, and I keep trying to get back to sleep, but everytime I close my eyes, I start hallucinating all of these weird colors and shapes....and it makes me sick to my stomach. I finally had to get up.

What the fuck is wrong with me? Has this ever happened to anyone else?

Sounds like you ate hash cake, man.

I'm not sure how that could happen accidentally though.

This one time, in high school, I took a space cake to school. And then, I ate it, and my friend ate it, and the teacher ate it, and some girl I didn't know. And then, my friend was all like "Oh fuck I'm flying!" and I was like "Whoa! I'm in a big purple tunnel!" and the teacher was like "What the fuck?" and the girl was puking. And then, I didn't get kicked out of high school. That was like totally cool.

Where did you get the cake ?

i would love some :thumbsup