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wehateporn 08-26-2016 04:47 AM

A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows
 
"Twenty bucks," she says.

He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them?it?s a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face.

ContentPimp 08-26-2016 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 21125494)
"Twenty bucks," she says.

He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them?it?s a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face.


:1orglaugh That was a good one! LOL

Spunky 08-26-2016 06:41 AM

Har har that made me chuckle..damn whores

CurrentlySober 08-26-2016 07:31 AM

i cunt a4d a wife... :(

woj 08-26-2016 08:22 AM

:1orglaugh

JFK 08-26-2016 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 21125668)
Har har that made me chuckle..damn whores

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

NatalieK 08-26-2016 10:59 AM

fantastic...


neither did I until you shone the light on her face... love it :thumbsup :1orglaugh

CDSmith 08-26-2016 03:02 PM

Twenty? Christ, how old is this joke?

Sarn 08-26-2016 03:07 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jigster715 08-26-2016 09:01 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh - MOAR!

Jigster715 08-26-2016 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 21126637)
Twenty? Christ, how old is this joke?

If he's in Thailand he got change back. :winkwink:

freecartoonporn 08-26-2016 09:03 PM

lol .

the time have come, gfy should add 'Joke' Prefix .

SilentKnight 08-26-2016 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 21126637)
Twenty? Christ, how old is this joke?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jigster715 (Post 21127024)
If he's in Thailand he got change back. :winkwink:

If he's in Spain at Gary's place he got a full refund...and a steak dinner.

ErectMedia 08-27-2016 01:19 AM

:1orglaugh

Paul Markham 08-27-2016 01:25 AM

That's not what I expected. LOL

NatalieK 08-27-2016 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 21127096)
If he's in Spain at Gary's place he got a full refund...and a steak dinner.

obsessed :helpme

j3rkules 08-29-2016 01:58 AM

Good one.

:1orglaugh


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