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Sid70 07-26-2016 06:45 AM

Women under 30 - Beware!
 
If you are looking to date a wealthy established man to grab him to marry you / start family / solve your financial problems or ANYTHING else - BE ADVISED:

The only thing, we, established ( or not ) 40+ guys want is this:

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You've been warned.

Appreciate your thankful input by SUCKING my dick.

CaptainHowdy 07-26-2016 06:53 AM

Thing is ... that a man over 40 getting a blowjob from a woman under 30 can make him forget about his priorities.

Best-In-BC 07-26-2016 06:55 AM

Men under 40 want gagging tooo lol

Sid70 07-26-2016 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21060625)
Thing is ... that a man over 40 getting a blowjob from a woman under 30 can make him forget about his priorities.

Exactly. I was recently walking with my wife and kids on the beach and saw an Italian chick staring at me. I was like WTF, glanced a side and then back, she kept looking, then her boy friend approached her and they had a convo about her staring at me . . . My thinking is she wanted a 3 some . . .

But hey, man, a 15+ years marriage, a happy one even, at times, can make us question shit . . . :))))

just a punk 07-26-2016 07:00 AM

Это называется латентный гомосек.

Sid70 07-26-2016 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21060643)
Это называется латентный гомосек.

Miserable rooski fuck, get some vodka, don't be jealous. I can hear your rooskies bitches moaning for an Italian pizzaiolo to get them pregnant to stay in Italia.

mineistaken 07-26-2016 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 21060646)
Miserable rooski fuck, get some vodka, don't be jealous. I can hear your rooskies bitches moaning for an Italian pizzaiolo to get them pregnant to stay in Italia.

At least he did not betray his own country.

Sid70 07-26-2016 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 21060673)
At least he did not betray his own country.

I believe you have no fucking idea what you are talking about, idiot.

just a punk 07-26-2016 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 21060646)
Miserable rooski fuck, get some vodka, don't be jealous. I can hear your rooskies bitches moaning for an Italian pizzaiolo to get them pregnant to stay in Italia.

Хочешь сказать, что ты забеременел от итальянца? Поздравляю :thumbsup

Sid70 07-26-2016 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21060682)
Хочешь сказать, что ты забеременел от итальянца? Поздравляю :thumbsup

Get a life, potz. Your wife is cheating on you.

just a punk 07-26-2016 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sid70 (Post 21060697)
get a life, potz. Your wife is cheating on you.

Кстати, какой месяц беременности у тебя? Мальчик или девочка? УЗИ делал уже? Точно итальянец зачал? Ну, вдруг он арменин, например, а тебе - русской дуре лапши навешал?

Sid70 07-26-2016 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyberseo (Post 21060724)
Кстати, какой месяц беременности у тебя? Мальчик или девочка? УЗИ делал уже? Точно итальянец зачал? Ну, вдруг он арменин, например, а тебе - русской дуре лапши навешал?

Поешь говна.

just a punk 07-26-2016 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sid70 (Post 21060745)
Поешь говна.

Это тебе так доктор сказал? Реально в Италии беременным иммигрантам предлагают говно кушать? Совсем все плохо, походу (

mineistaken 07-26-2016 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 21060676)
I believe you have no fucking idea what you are talking about, idiot.

I don't have to have an idea, you shared that information about you yourself.

Sid70 07-26-2016 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 21060760)
I don't have to have an idea, you shared that information about you yourself.

I can't blame you for being retarded. But you can blame your parents.

Sid70 07-26-2016 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21060757)
Это тебе так доктор сказал? Реально в Италии беременным иммигрантам предлагают говно кушать? Совсем все плохо, походу (

You are violating the GFY rules. I won't be using this mordor language you are trying to talk to me.

just a punk 07-26-2016 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 21060745)
Поешь говна.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 21060784)
You are violating the GFY rules. I won't be using this mordor language you are trying to talk to me.

Ах, вот оно чё, Михалыч! Так ты это, жалуйся в ООН - там помогут ;)

Sid70 07-26-2016 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21060796)
Ах, вот оно чё, Михалыч! Так ты это, жалуйся в ООН - там помогут ;)

I had to translate that. Unfortunately the 'rooski' dialect is not supported. Say 'da', Masha.

Bladewire 07-26-2016 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Best-In-BC (Post 21060637)
Men under 40 want gagging tooo lol

^^^ This :love2suck

Sid70 07-26-2016 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21060820)
^^^ This

Wait, adults are getting blowjobs first, kiddo.

Bladewire 07-26-2016 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 21060823)
Wait, adults are getting blowjobs first, kiddo.

Yessir! You taste good bro :love2suck

just a punk 07-26-2016 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 21060805)
I had to translate that. Unfortunately the 'rooski' dialect is not supported. Say 'da', Masha.

Да, Маша, как скажешь ;)



Babe, it's just "fucking around" forum and everything is ok here till you don't break someone's business thread. Is that your business thread? No. So relax already. Have an intoxication because of your pregnancy? Have a couple of breaths and eat something salty.

Sid70 07-26-2016 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21060829)
Yessir! You taste good bro :love2suck

Approach rooski, he is waiting for you.

Sid70 07-26-2016 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21060835)
Да, Маша, как скажешь ;)

Cliff notes, retarded.

CaptainHowdy 07-26-2016 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Best-In-BC (Post 21060637)
Men under 40 want gagging tooo lol


ZiggiZiggiCrew 07-26-2016 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 21060640)
I was recently walking with my wife and kids on the beach . . . :))))

Sid on the beach:1orglaugh

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Sid70 07-26-2016 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ZiggiZiggiCrew (Post 21060970)

Hope you like my orange.

freecartoonporn 07-26-2016 09:37 AM

i am under 35 and i want someone (female) who can swallow..........................................

CaptainHowdy 07-26-2016 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 21061102)
i am under 35 and i want someone (female) who can swallow..........................................

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just a punk 07-26-2016 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ZiggiZiggiCrew (Post 21060970)

Stop! I see Rochard there :upsidedow

VSKevin 07-26-2016 02:55 PM

Lol we get it guys. We all like blowjobs. Mystery solved.


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