I was just abducted by aliens!!!
 

I was abducted! I lost time! I lost an hour.

..or then it could be daylight savings time again.

That explains the haircut! :P

not abducted long enough..

did they anal probe you?

I love you too.

Now that you mentioned it, my ass kinda aches.

http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html

May help prevent future abductions.

Do they have broadband?

Ziglou?

Me and Alf ate cats, fun times.

These things work. I have been wearing one for over thirty years and I have never been abducted. A word of caution however, I think that AFDB's also dampen your aura because I have never had a girlfreind either.

Could be the aliens. Although, the last time I lost an hour there were drugs involved....