I have talked to God, ask me anything.
 

I was going to post this to Reddit but thought fuck it, you guys are my family now so thought I would give you an insight into the afterlife, what God thinks, angels, demons and more.

This isn't bullshit either, I really did talk to God. You can ask me anything for the next 40 minutes until midnight GMT. After that I won't discuss it again (except perhaps on Reddit).

Dear God: did you make mankind after we made you?

Please refrain from blasphemy. God was obviously the creator. He made mankind.
He always was and always will be.

Why does everyone's cum taste different?

Is this a question you want God to answer?
Pretty sure this has already been asked on teh GFY. Perhaps just refer to that thread?

I can always put it to the big man if you want.

is mankind gonna die of AIDS?

Negative, just the [s]gays[/s] guys.

Guys, opportunities like this don't come around very often. If I was selling this on eBay I would be asking 10k a question.
You only have 2 minutes left.

Times up. Snooze you lose.

I never got my question answered, I'm filing an Ebay dispute.

I asked you a return question which you failed to answer.

No return questions needed. You stated we could ask you anything and I did, but you did not fulfill your obligation and your reliability rating has suffered as a consequence.